|Ultra Fast Pony|
The title card for most episodes.
|Date added||August 16, 2012|
|Show connection||Abridged series of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|
All characters are voiced by wacarb, with a few exceptions. Like most abridged series, Ultra Fast Pony features many of the main and side characters appearing in the show, but with differing personalities and voices. For example, Rainbow Dash is portrayed as extraordinarily dim-witted and Scootaloo speaks in scat.
Most episodes (excluding Ultra Fast Pony Specials) are about 4 to 5 minutes long. This is usually accomplished by skipping over weaker parts of episodes to reach the ending in a more sensible fashion.
Despite its low production quality, UFP has broken a few records that other abridged series have not. This series has reached the end of Season 4 which is leaps and bounds ahead of what any other abridger has accomplished. In fact, only one other series has reached Season 2, although UFP did so three years before. It is also the only widely successful abridged series to feature only one voice actor for recurring characters throughout its entirety. While it may not be the only one who has done this, UFP made a parody video for Equestria Girls, which only Friendship is Witchcraft has previously done.
UFP episodes tend to be deliberately poorly edited. While this may be a detriment to other abridged series, UFP uses it to create comedy and speed up production time. During segments of particularly bad editing, or just in an opportunity to make meta-commentary, wacarb will put captions in the video, usually with a witty remark or joke.
|1||The Canon Has Misfired||By sheer coincidence, magical protegee Twilight Sparkle is reading the one book with valuable information of the coming end of the world, later that night. She thinks that might be bad and goes to fetch her slave/adopted son Spike to aid in the endeavor, against Princess Celestia's nondescript orders to stay and attend her tea party. Soon arriving in Ponyville to start her crusade to save the world and encountering the mob, Twilight gets a little sidetracked after an annoying rainbow-maned pony messes her hair up. Twilight swears revenge and, despite Spike's best efforts to keep her on track, completely forgets about that whole end of the world thing.|
|2||Fillen' Dem Plot Holes, Bro!||After a brief recap of the last episode, in which the dreaded gravelly-voiced Nightmoon Mare made her dreaded return, after a thousand years of planning, announced her revenge... then ran away, Twilight forms a ragtag alliance with the five craziest and most annoying ponies in Ponyville to stop Nightmoon Mare before she can take over the world. After their harrowing journey and saving the day, Twilight is rewarded with... banishment to Ponyville for missing Celestia's tea party.|
|3||Now With A Sound Effect||After their journey last episode, Twilight is sent a letter from Celestia, explaining that since Luna has come back, she has the gall to want her own room to live in so Twilight and a friend are to be be used as free labor to clean out "the second basement on the right down the lower hallway." The envelope contains passes into the castle. Oh, and they also double as tickets to The Grand Galloping Gala. Much to Twilight's annoyance, her "friends" ignore the first part and try to get her to take them to the Gala. Except for Rainbow Dash, who just wants to steal some of Celestia's stuff, and Applejack, who just has to get to Canterlot to sort out "none of your damn business" ventures.|
|4||Mob Wars||A herd of cows have come to wage war on the Apple family, who definitely aren't the Irish Mafia using apple farming as a front. It falls upon Applejack to prepare for a counterattack.|
|5||Everybody Hates Gilda||Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie manage to bond with each other over pranking other ponies, until Pinkie pulls a harmless and simple prank on Rainbow, causing the latter to run away crying. She just finds a newly arrived British griffon to make Pinkie jealous.|
|6||Hippocratic Oafs||A new pony arrives in Ponyville who, like Twilight, is a loner who values magic over friends, but unlike Twilight and certain canon pony, she is very nice and humble. Also, unlike Twilight, she is resented by the same ponies who threw a party for the last new unicorn to not want friends, and they dub her "Blue Twilight". Confused and irritated by the different receptions the both of them received, "Purple Twilight" leaves saying she hopes a giant bear eats all of them. Unfortunately, a giant bear does come to eat them, and Twilight reluctantly helps.|
|7||Pega Please!||The Mane Six have a problem on their hooves: A nearby dragon's smoke is going to kill everyone, and it is up to our heroines to reason with and/or kill him.|
|8||A Library With No Twilight||Rarity and Applejack reluctantly have to put up with each other after a rainstorm forces them into taking shelter at the apparently abandoned library.|
|9||Funk Master Z||Twilight is taking a walk across Ponyville with Spike, happy that they had gone a whole week without any racism whatsoever, leading Twilight to thinking there just may be some hope for this town. Then she finds out her friends are hiding from a rapping zebra because she is different from them.|
|10||One Joke To Rule Them All||After being made fun of for not having any friends or a Cutie Mark, and that her only friend Twist is actually a delusion, Applebloom sets out to find some new friends. And maybe, get to the whole Cutie Mark thing. Afterwards she meets a gravelly voiced hellion unicorn and pegasus that can only speak in scatting and communicate do to subtitles that appear when she "scats". They then decide to form their own club.|
|11||Random Eye Magic|
|12||Out With The Old Characters|
|13||Rocks, Clocks, and Two Stupid ponies|
|14||Little Miss Montage|
|15||Ponynet Fights!||Twilight is informed of Pinkie's alleged physic abilities, and comes to are horrifying realization: Someone's wrong on the pony net! and as the self-proclaimed smartest and most rational pony in town, it is up to her to obsessively stock Pinkie and prove her wrong, so everyone will believe in and have the exact same opinions as her.|
|16||Shameless Self Reference||Rainbow Dash accidentally destroys Twilight's library while practicing flying for the upcoming junior league flight competition and makes fun of them for not being able to do anything about it as she leaves for the competition, leading to Twilight and the others-sans Fluttershy-plotting to get back at each other and Twilight using a spell to give Rarity wings, hoping to show up the annoying pegasus.|
|18||Gelatin Swing-set||After Celestia finale pays Luna's ransom to The CMC, they awarded for them successful kidnapping plan.. with two bits, which Applejack uses to buy them a beat up tree house to use for their club. Afterwards, they enter a talent show at the school in hopes of winning the grand prize: A Gelatin Swing-set! And no, they don't explain how that works.|
|19||The David Bowie Drinking Game||Rarity is captured by three Diamond Dogs, that are all named David Bowie and it is up to her friends to save her. Also, the audience has to take a shot every time someone makes a reference to one of David Bowie's songs or says his name. (In the opening) Rarity: Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie...|
|21||The Butts Family||When a tribe of buffalo attack the train The Mane Six were riding and accidentally take Spike, the gang go to a frontier town where Applejack's brother lives and are put in charge of finding a peacefully solution to stop a war between the town and the tribe. Before promptly realizing how screwed they are.|
|22||To Kill A Firebird|
|23||Making Babies||Twilight informs The CMC of magical methods used to make babies.. now that sex is no longer a feasible means of reproduction do to the lack of males and the fact that it icky and painful. Cue the girls accidentally using these methods to turn Twilight into a filly and then, purposely using it on the other members of The Mane Six. Antics ensue. '|
|24||Edgar Allan Poen||A recap of "Owl's Well and End Well", in form of an Edgar Allan Poe poem. Seriously, that's the whole episode.|
|26||The Longest Episode/At The Gala Song Parody|
UFP 27 The Penny And Clyde Show: Bizarre magical occurrences are reeking havoc in Ponyville and even worse, Discord has stolen Princess Celestia's tea cups! Now, it is up to Twilight and her friends to stop him.
UFP 28 How To Control Freaks: After they were defeated in a matter of seconds, Discord has revered the vices of Twilight's friends, while some how making them more annoying.
UFP 29 Purple Party Pooper: It is Twilight's birthday and her friends told her they would come help her celebrate, causing to be so uncharacteristically happy, she sings about what a great day this is... Until Spike informs her, her friends aren't going to make it. Twilight: Motherf**ker, those rotten (bleep), I'm going to (bleep) (bleep), right where Celestia doesn't shine.
UFP 30 Utter Lunacy
UFP 31 Sister Angst
UFP 32 Winning:
UFP 33 The Pet Games
UFP 34 The Cheesen One
UFP 35 Saying Words
UFP 36 For Glorious Mother Equestria!
UFP 37 The Best Episode Ever
UFP 38 Granny Smith Is Mean
UFP 39 Pinkie's Day In: Pinkie "finds" two infants to claim as her own, forcing Mr. and Mrs. Cake to search for their real parents, while Pinkie is left to take care of them.
UFP 40 Derp And Destruction: While Applejack is out of town, a lightning strike gives (possibly) Derpy Hooves' butt incredible power, which she uses to terrorize the main cast, causing them to flee for their lives.
UFP 41 Faith To Faith
UFP 42 Reading To Rainbow: After Rainbow Dash winds up in the hospital, Twilight reluctantly agrees to entertain her by reading to her.
UFP 43 Pirate Shipping: After noticing Cheerilee does not have a boyfriend to spend Hearts and Hooves day with and her friends accidentally make her cry in the corner again, Applebloom gathers the other Crusaders to help find a pony to be with her, before settling on Big Mac, because he's the first choice she thought of.
UFP 44 So Random!
UFP 45 All A Boot Shy:
UFP 46 Time: Twilight is visited by someone that claims to be her from the future (though whether she actually is her from the future is debatable) and has a shocking revelation: herself from the future is an annoying jerk!
UFP 47 How Not To Train Your Dragon
UFP 48 Forgettershy
UFP 49 Gossip Girls
UFP 50 C.S.Pie
UFP 51 The Longest Engagement
UFP 52 The Longest Wedding
UFP 53 Smokey And The Crystals
UFP 54 A Sombra Affair
UFP 55 I Am Pinkie
UFP 56 Join The Club
UFP 57 Stranger Than Fan Fiction: The normal writers of Ultra Fast Pony go on strike, after Twilight says the writing is worse than being stabbed through the anus with a rusty aids knife-apparently this was meant as complement as their writing's usually a lot worse-and in desperation the team find a new writer, who's willing to work for free in exchange for being in the episode. Cue every negative fan fiction stereotype ever, as the episode turns out to be the self insert fanfic of "Yellow Twilight", Blue Twilight's awesome, talented, and extremely sexy twin sister.
UFP 58 The Nightmoon Mare Zone: While camping out, Rainbow Dash makes a bet with Applejack to tell a scary story, about Scootaloo running alone in the woods and forced to hang out with Princess Luna.
UFP 59 Top Dumb: Rainbow Dash is finally accepted into the Mildly Effective Flight Team academy-much to Spitfire's annoyance-where she is forced to compete for attention with Lightning Dust, a very slow and odd pegasus, who somehow is still more confident then herself.
UFP 60 Hail To The Queen
UFP 61 Wolfenspike 3D: Applejack accidentally saves Spike's life, while trying to kill some German Timberwolves she hated. Much to her charging, Spike reveals that whoever saves his life is automatically his new mother! Applejack: Do I have to? Spike: Yes! and you can lose the attitude. Applejack: fine.
UFP 62 Discord And Me: Fluttershy is tasked by Celestia to reform Discord for no freaking reason! There Discord has to put up with Fluttershy's very ineffective "methods" of reforming him, until he gives up and says he's reformed just to get the episode over with.
UFP 63 Ponyville Noir: For some reason, the show has turned into a black and white story about Spike as a hard-boiled detective with the other characters comprising the other roles.
UFP 64 The Hip Hop Happening:
UFP 65 The Longest Recap: Twilight wakes up in a really weird place. Confused, she desperately calls for anyone to help, at which point Celestia shows up to explain what has happened to her… starting by recapping every episode of the series up until that point, much to Twilight's annoyance. It is eventually revealed that Twilight was killed by her friends in a fit of rage, after her misuse of magic almost ruined their lives and she refused to apologize after they got mad, saying "What are you going to do, kill me!?". After learning she is dead, Twilight convinces Celestia to revive her, at which point she is brought back as an Alicorn Princess and her and her friends make up and call it a day.
UFP The Movie: The Moviening: After Twilight becomes an alicorn, she and the others gather together to meet Celestia and.. the other princesses. It also happens to be their first movie, so Twilight wants to leave a good impression. Only for Celestia to immediately kill the moment. Afterwards, Twilight and Spike are sleeping peacefully in their room, until mysterious figures stills her princess crown/Element of Harmony! Soon afterwards, Celestia reveals it was her old apprentice Sunsh*t Sh*tter.. or whatever her name was, it's pretty hard to pronounce. It is now up to Twilight to travel through the mirror portal into another world, full people who are just alternate versions of ponies they know. Which they are just going to ignore.
UFP 66 Weeds
UFP 67 More Weeds
UFP 68 Survivor Equestria: The cast participate in a "Survivor" parody, in the abandoned Castle of the Two Sisters.
UFP 69 Rainbow V Daring: Rainbow Dash leans that Daring Do looks and acts exactly like her and comes to the only logical conclusion: Daring Do stole her soul!!!! This is made even worse, when Twilight says Rainbow must slay her to save herself, or else Twilight will kill herself for living in a world where two Rainbow Dash's exist. Twilight: Would you want to live like that! Rainbow: No, I guess not.
UFP 70 You're Gonna Carry That Flag: The CMC compete to carry a flag for Ponyville in the upcoming Pony Games.. also, flags apparently have strange and random powers.
UFP 71 Saturday Morning Ponies: The Power Ponies!!!! use the magic of friendship and Celestia brand cigarettes to battle a super-villain.
UFP 72 Batshy Crazy: Fluttershy is turned into a bat-pony, after some kinky time with Discord and it's up to her friends to turn her back to normal. Or not.
UFP 73 Bummer In The City
UFP 74 But We're Cousins
UFP 75 This One Time At Flight Camp
UFP 76 Johnson: Twilight and Cadance finale get a nice relaxing day alone together.. before Discord crashes the party, saying that he's all blue do to his missing friend, Johnson.
UFP 77 Hell Cheeses Over
UFP 78 Keep It Clean: Rarity is nominated as the guide to escort the upcoming health inspector and prove to him, against all odds, that Ponyville is safe. To do this, she has come up with brilliant plan; she's going sleep with. Unfortunately, he's more into Applejack.
UFP 79 The Song Stress
UFP 80 On Your Mark
UFP 81 The Wee Free Breezies: Fluttershy is visited by a group of strange invisible fairies, who have mistaken her for their god.. or she's just delusional like her friends think.
UFP 82 Big Sister Is Watching
UFP 83: Maud For Your Money
UFP 84 Sweetie Dreams
UFP 85 Communion Whine
UFP 86 Remember The Name: The day has finally arrived, where Rainbow Dash will face the ultimate test to see if she succeeds in her life long dream of becoming a Wonder Bolt and being with her "family" or if all her lifelong dreams will be crushed. The test? Can she write her name on a piece of paper.
UFP 87 What Is The Deal: Twilight is put in charge of hosting the swap-meet in Rainbow Falls on her one day off and asks that her friends don't make things even harder for her, only for Pinkie to do just that, while the others go and mess around. Oh, and Rarity is played by a deranged honey-badger that makes random sound effects in this episode.
UFP 88 Creationism: Rarity is depressed because she can't think of anything to create and Spike attempts to cheer her up by giving her a book that probably maybe isn't cursed, much to owloishes' charging.