February 21 - 10:45 AM Keresmatic's Mare Attic
Trucy:
"Keresmatic's Mare Attic." What a name! What kind of place is it?
Apollo:
(Given how Playwright spoke, it can't be great.)
Spike:
All right! No time to lose. Let's head in, start busting heads, and—
Apollo:
WAIT!
Sweetie Belle:
Huh? W-what's wrong, Apollo?
Apollo:
Oh, y'know. I just want to check before we go in. On case it's... dangerous, or something?
Sweetie Belle:
Dangerous?
Applejack:
Apollo, that's sweet and all, but you don't need to be such a worrywart. The city might be strange, but compared to Ponyville—
Apollo:
Just—here, just... look through the window with me, okay?
Applejack:
Uh, all right, Apollo. Though I don't see what the big deal is.
Apollo:
Now, tell me—does THAT look like Ponyville?
Applejack:
Eenope.
Apollo:
Yeah. Exactly. All right. Sweetie Belle, Spike. It's decided. You're staying outside.
Applejack:
'Cause Apollo and I, as the adults, think it's for the best. C'mon, now. No fussin'.
Trucy:
What about me, though? What am I doing?
Apollo:
You're staying outside, too.
Trucy:
Oh, come on!
Apollo:
Trucy, if Mr. Wright finds out I let you see what's in there, I'll be cleaning the toilet for the next decade!
Trucy:
But, Polly. You NEED someone with you. I don't want you to go off investigating on your own again...
Apollo:
This is... different, Trucy. You see that, don't you?
Trucy:
O-okay, but... what about, you know...
Applejack:
Don't you fret, Trucy. I'll stay outside and keep my eye on them. That said, I also don't like the idea of you going in alone, Apollo. You ought to bring Trucy with you. Don't want to risk missing anythin' important, now, d'ya?
Apollo:
Fine. But close your eyes, okay? At least until I say you can open them.
Trucy:
Will do!
Apollo:
They're... staring at us.
Trucy:
Is it safe to open my eyes now?
Apollo:
I don't know.
Trucy:
That's not a "no," Polly! I'm gonna open 'em!
Apollo:
I said wait until I say so!
Trucy:
See, no big deal! They're just standing there, not even menacingly! Why are you being so grumpy about it?
Apollo:
I can't help it. It doesn't feel right, interacting with ponies, being stared at like I'm some... exotic creature!
Trucy:
You don't mind Rarity, though.
Apollo:
Well, that's different. For one, she's not eye-balling me, and two, she's not some random Joe Schmoe I have nothing in common with. Like I said, she takes herself seriously. And she's passionate about her work. And—
Trucy:
Never mind that, Polly. Where should we go now?
Apollo:
Uh... I think I see some stairs at the back. The rooms are probably up that way. Let's check there.
Blueblood:
please! oh please, please, please! i beg you to reconsider!
???:
The decision was final, no matter how much you beg.
Apollo:
Oh, boy... I recognize that whiny voice...
Blueblood:
Do you want me to grovel?! Because I'll do it! I'll do anything, just please, PLEASE—
???:
Prince Blueblood! For goodness' sake, have some dignity! What would Princess Celestia think if she saw you?
Blueblood:
I just want to retain my position—
???:
I have already explained why that's no longer feasible. Your behavior was a complete farce. You embarrassed both yourself AND your colleagues, then continued to act foolishly after-the-fact. It's clear your competency as a prosecutor is in dire need of evaluation. Hence, your removal from the case, and subsequent hearing with the Investigation Committee in the coming days. Now, please. Go home.
Blueblood:
Fine!
Apollo:
Somehow, my opinion of that guy has actually gotten worse since the last time I saw him.
Trucy:
You expected it to get better?
???:
Excuse me? Can I help you two?
Apollo:
Oh, er. Maybe?
???:
You're the humans that recently arrived in Equestria, aren't you?
Apollo:
Yes. I'm Apollo Justice, defense attorney.
Trucy:
And I'm Trucy Wright, magician extraordinaire!
???:
Mr. Justice and... Ms. Wright, you say? You wouldn't be related to a Mr. Phoenix Wright, would you?
Trucy:
Yep, that's my daddy.
Fated:
Why, that's absolutely splendid! Equestria owes your father a debt of gratitude. I am Fated Pursuit, one of the Equestrian High Council members. A pleasure to meet you.
Trucy:
Wait! You're a member of the High Council?
Fated:
I am indeed—these days, that is. My official title is that of the Headmistress. Before, I was but a humble teacher, then a superintendent, working in Her Majesty's education system. Somedays, I do miss the classroom. The administrative work of being the Headmistress leaves a lot to be desired.
Apollo:
Really? I'd hate to be stuck in a stuffy classroom day-in and day-out.
Fated:
Teaching is more than "being stuck," Mr. Justice. Education isn't just sitting in a classroom all day. It's an experience—one that, if felt fully, can transform your life into something greater! That is what Princess Celestia, Her Royal Highness, believes and what I have dedicated my entire life to. There's nothing more noble, in my view, than shaping young minds for the future. I could do that more effectively in a room filled with chalkboards and erasers than I can now.
Apollo:
(She's definitely enthusiastic... but at least she's not spouting philosophical garbage like a certain other teacher. Though, how she speaks about her High Council duties...)
Fated:
Not that there aren't aspects of my current duties that I do enjoy. For instance—being able to work more closely with Princess Celestia! It's an absolute privilege. She's helped lower the cost of education and substantially improved the overall quality! Why, her OWN School for Gifted Unicorns is the premier example of what a school can do. The number of graduates has never been higher; the number of alumni making their mark on history continues to soar—
Apollo:
You make it sound like it's some perfect system.
Fated:
Of COURSE! It's the perfect representation of a perfect system!
Apollo:
Is it? You mean there aren't any... like, hiccups or "incidents?"
Fated:
Incidents? Whatever do you mean?
Apollo:
You know, like bullying, fighting—
Fated:
Mr. Justice, I can assure you that Princess Celestia would NEVER allow such tomfoolery in either her school or any other. And I can most certainly tell you that, in my time as Headmistress, such incidents have NEVER occurred.
Apollo:
Right, of course...
Trucy:
I guess this explains why Prince Blueblood wanted to find you so badly. You being a member of the High Council and all.
Fated:
As persistent as a roach. Coming here, of all places, just to speak to me, knowing full well nothing would change. Though, that begs the question—what are YOU two doing here?
Apollo:
It, ah, actually has a little to do with what Prince Blueblood was talking about. We're investigating Rarity's—sorry, MS. Rarity's case. The one about Overall Concept's death.
Fated:
I see. I am sorry for everything that has happened to her. Many young fillies look up to Ms. Rarity. It's such a shame this happened to somepony so reputable.
Trucy:
It really is...
Fated:
And it beggars belief. Murder? Once again? What is Equestria coming to?
Apollo:
Um... I think I might have confused you. We're still dealing with the same victim from the Manehattan trial last week. There hasn't been another murder.
Fated:
Ah! Yes, quite so. Still, a very troubling affair, wouldn't you say?
Apollo:
(This woman is seriously on the High Council? She seems a little ditzy.)
Trucy:
Actually, Ms. Pursuit, if Prince Blueblood's not going to be the prosecutor, who is?
Fated:
I do apologize. I don't know the answer to that, I'm afraid.
Trucy:
Oh... That's a little unfortunate.
Apollo:
(You just got done lecturing the guy about all this. How do you NOT know who's going to replace him?)
???:
Oh? Peddling that narrative about the perfect monarchy, Fated?
Apollo:
(What the—Who's this guy?)
Fated:
Hello, Philo. As terrible with timing as ever. We've already wrapped up THAT avenue of conversation—and I can assure you, no peddling was involved.
Philo:
How excellent! That is quite courteous of you!
Fated:
I take it you aren't busy, given that you're here.
Philo:
Au contraire, my contrarian! I have been busy, actually. And I still am, hence why I am here.
Fated:
I must say, I certainly never expected to see somepony like YOU in a place such as this.
Philo:
Rest easy, Fated. I know how to separate business from pleasure.
Fated:
Well, if you're busy, I won't keep you. Unless "Pester Fated Pursuit" is on the agenda today?
Philo:
I apologize. My earlier remark wasn't meant to slander the monarchy. I simply mean to remind you not to treat it as though it is infallible. Regardless of what you think, even a school as bright as Celestia's can cast a shadow if you look hard enough—
Fated:
History proves the monarchy's capability, Philo! Do you have so little faith in them that—
Philo:
I know what history has shown, and I agree. "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown," but the throne has certainly borne that weight. Even so, it's important to remember that perfection does not exist. And believing that those in power have it, is naive.
Apollo:
Um, sorry. But we were mid-conversation. Do you mind if we finish here before you start arguing with Ms. Pursuit?
Philo:
Hm? Oh, my apologies. I get so ahead of myself sometimes! You wouldn't believe it!
Apollo:
(I think I would, actually.)
Trucy:
That makes me wonder, though. Ms. Pursuit? Why do you call it a monarchy if there's more than one ruling princess? I mean, there's Princess Luna, right?
Fated:
I don't mean to offend, I assure you! Equestria is just so used to a single ruling princess, we still refer to our government as a monarchy. Princess Luna's return wasn't THAT long ago, you see. We respect her as much as Princess Celestia, make no mistake. Now, then. Philo? You're not TOO busy, are you?
Philo:
I'm making fairly good time, all things considered.
Fated:
Good. Then you won't mind if I leave my duties here to you? I have other matters to attend to.
Philo:
By all means. When the fit is on me—
Fated:
Splendid! Then I'll leave it to you. Mr. Justice, Ms. Wright. I bid you farewell.
Trucy:
Ah! Wait, there was one more thing I wanted to— ... Darn it!
Apollo:
What's up? Why did you want to say to her?
Trucy:
I remembered that if I want to be in court with you, I need one of those Equestrian attorney badges. And Ms. Pursuit is a member of the High Council. She could have gotten me one!
Apollo:
Ah... We've still got time, though. Don't worry about it. I'm sure we'll get an opportunity to ask her later. But right now, we should focus on what we came here for.
Philo:
And what DID you come here for?
Apollo:
G-GUH! Do you mind?! Anyway, if you MUST know—
Philo:
Ah, wait, let me infer it myself! You two are here investigating Ms. Rarity's case, no doubt!
Trucy:
Whoa! Yeah! How'd you guess that?
Philo:
I never guess, my dear.
Apollo:
He was probably listening to our conversation earlier, Trucy. That's all.
Philo:
Oh? Do you doubt my powers of deduction? Perhaps a demonstration is in order! A great detective's great deduction, abridged for the both of you! A high-profile case occurring in the beloved city of Manehattan.
Apollo:
Sure.
Philo:
A human attorney, Phoenix Wright, standing at the bench to said case's precursor.
Trucy:
Uh-huh!
Philo:
And what have we here? An Equestrian attorney badge sitting snugly on your lapel, correct?
Apollo:
Sadly, yes.
Philo:
Then would it not make perfect sense for the young man with the Equestrian badge to be following up on last week's trial? Especially with how loath our defense attorneys are to consider taking on such a case?
Apollo:
I guess. Still sounds like a leap to me.
Philo:
Well, I also heard Ms. Wright introduce herself as Phoenix Wright's daughter. An obvious connection, right from the get-go.
Apollo:
You WERE listening, then!
Philo:
Haha! A little, I admit. But such are the powers of "the greatest detective in all of Equestria". Philo Reed. At your service and pleasure.
Trucy:
Oh, that's so cool! I feel like I'm talking to a real, swashbuckling hero!
Apollo:
(That's a pirate, Trucy. And besides, I bet it's a self-proclaimed title.)
Philo:
I also happen to be the lead detective on the same case. I assume you have many questions, so by all means, ask away.
Apollo:
Wha—you'd just admit that, openly?!
Philo:
But of course. What reason would I have to hide it?
Apollo:
F-Fine! Then let me ask you this, "great detective." What exactly led to Ms. Rarity's arrest? We were told that some "new evidence" had been found. Is that true?
Philo:
Ah, yes. THAT decisive evidence. It was a very incriminating letter. One that naturally proved Ms. Rarity's involvement—and subsequent guilt.
Apollo:
Can you show us the letter?
Philo:
Well, I don't have it on me, of course! It's still undergoing a thorough examination.
Apollo:
(Of course it is.)
Philo:
Ah, cheer up, my handsome fellow! I am sure there are other ways I could help. For instance, I could show you the victim's room. I happen to have been heading there myself, before our brief sojourn with Ms. Pursuit. I imagine you would be very interested?
Trucy:
Oh, yes, absolutely! What another amazing deduction!
Philo:
As if you could expect anything less, hah!
Apollo:
(Trucy, there's something on your nose.) Well, all right. Since you're offering, I mean.
Philo:
It would be my pleasure. Do try to keep up, though. I walk at a rather brisk pace.
Apollo:
Whoa! Hey, wait up!
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