Witness Testimony -- Meeting and Killing Royal Order --
Sugar Stamp:
I went to meet Royal Order at the time we agreed on, 10:10pm. We talked for a little bit, and he told me his plan of leaving me with a clone of himself.
But when I heard that, I... I couldn't think! I... I killed him, then and there, using a letter opener that I carried with me.
After he was dead, I removed his armor, then decided to carry the body to the castle ruins by flying it there. Then I flew out of the forest.
While flying over the crossroads, I saw Scootaloo crash into the other Royal Order. After she left, I moved the scooter and wagon to further shift the blame.
Judge:
And this is what you confessed to yesterday, then?
Sugar Stamp:
Yes, Your Honor. Every last bit of it.
Judge:
Hrm. I see. Defense, you may begin your cross-examination.
Athena:
Thank you, Your Honor. (Time to finally put this "confession" to bed.)
Cross Examination -- Meeting and Killing Royal Order --
Sugar Stamp:
I went to meet Royal Order at the time we agreed on, 10:10pm. We talked for a little bit, and he told me his plan of leaving me with a clone of himself.
Athena:

Did you have any idea what Royal Order wanted to talk to you about before you went to this meeting?
Sugar Stamp:
A little bit. He told me he had an idea as to how we could be together.
Athena:
But... you didn't know it would involve clones, right?
Sugar Stamp:
No, of course not! I wasn't even sure that clones could exist! I thought for sure he'd choose the easier option and stay with me! Oh, I was so mad!
Athena:
(So you say... Your heart, on the other hand...) Before you met up with Royal Order, did you happen to see anypony else in the forest?
Sugar Stamp:
Well, I did see the children while I was flying from the direction of the castle to the clearing.
Athena:
The children? Oh, you mean Scootaloo and Turning Page?
Sugar Stamp:
Yeah, and also those two other fillies: Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon. They looked like they were talking about something really important.
Athena:
Around what time did you see them?
Sugar Stamp:
10:00pm. It was just before I had landed at the clearing.
Twilight:
She must have seen the blackmail negotiations before they'd gone downhill. Sugar Stamp?
Sugar Stamp:
Yes, Princess Twilight?
Twilight:
After you saw the children, did you see anypony else before you landed at the clearing?
Sugar Stamp:
No, not until Royal Order arrived.
Luna:
We know already of why she met with him, so questioning it further won't get us anywhere. Witness, continue your testimony.
Sugar Stamp:
But when I heard that, I... I couldn't think! I... I killed him, then and there, using a letter opener that I carried with me.
Athena:

How long after you met and talked with Royal Order did you supposedly kill him?
Sugar Stamp:
I would say... about five minutes after. So around 10:15pm.
Athena:
And... how did you kill him, exactly? Was it just us with a single strike?
Sugar Stamp:
N-no... First I kicked him in the side to get him off-balance.
Athena:
You kicked him? While he was fully armored?
Sugar Stamp:
Yes. I had to really put my back into it just to stagger him. It made an awful, loud, metallic sound.
Athena:
A loud, metallic sound... Like a clang?
Sugar Stamp:
Y-yes! That's a good word to describe it! I'd give you candy for that answer, but... oh... I don't have any on me...
Athena:
I-It's all right, Ms. Stamp. Could you tell us what happened next?
Sugar Stamp:
Well, I had to act quickly before he could recover. So, I... I stabbed him with the letter opener. Through his right temple. It... killed him, instantly.
Athena:
(That lines up with the autopsy report's initial findings, but...) How do you explain the other stab wounds found around the same area on his head?
Sugar Stamp:
The... other stab wounds?
Athena:
The autopsy report states that along with a lethal stab wound to the right temple, several post-mortem stab wounds were found in the same location. Ms. Stamp, did you stab the victim again after he was already dead?
Sugar Stamp:
... Yes, I did.
Judge:
Good grief! But why would you do such a thing? Were you really that angry with him?
Sugar Stamp:
...
Fair Devotion:
I believe I might know why, Your Honor.
Athena:
!!
Judge:
You do, Ms. Devotion?
Fair Devotion:
Indeed. Though it is a bit grisly. Sugar Stamp.
Sugar Stamp:
Yes, Deva?
Fair Devotion:
You testified that you decided to move the body after you'd... killed Royal Order. Correct?
Sugar Stamp:
Yes, that's correct.
Fair Devotion:
But secretly moving a body that was bleeding from a head wound would have been difficult. You'd have a trail leaking from him constantly. Hence, why you'd need to stab him again.
Sugar Stamp:
... ! Y-yes, that's right.
Athena:
Uhh... Can you run that by me again?
Sugar Stamp:
It's true... I did stab him again after he'd died. But I only realized he was still bleeding after I got rid of his armor. I had removed the blade to throw it all into the river, you see. and when I came back to the clearing... ...a pool of blood had collected on the ground. So I tried to stick the letter opener into the first wound like a plug. It was my best bet at stopping the bleeding so I could move the body, and it worked.
Athena:
(And that's her way of explaining those "irregularities" in the victim's wound that Luna mentioned...)
Luna:
At any rate, I think we've settled that matter. Let's move on. Witness, describe to the court what you did next.
Sugar Stamp:
After he was dead, I removed his armor, then decided to carry the body to the castle ruins by flying it there. Then I flew out of the forest.
Athena:

So after you stabbed the victim, you decided to toss the armor in the river, then move the body by flying it away. Did you see anypony else while you were flying?
Sugar Stamp:
Anypony else? Y-yes, actually. I saw two ponies very clearly. They were actually heading towards each other, though I'm not sure if they knew it.
Athena:
Who were they?
Sugar Stamp:
The first was Zecora. She was coming from her hut, I remember. And the other was Turning Page. He'd been coming from the castle.
Athena:
And that was it? You only saw those two, nopony else?
Sugar Stamp:
No, nopony else.
Twilight:
That lines up with what we've already established. Scootaloo would have already passed by the clearing at this point, so Sugar wouldn't have seen her.
Athena:
Right. And Turning, since he was coming from the castle, would have left there long before Sugar Stamp dropped off Royal Order's body.
Twilight:
And as Turning Page said in the previous trial, he was the shadow that Zecora saw on her way to the castle. Sugar Stamp's story confirms that, too. I'm not sensing any contradictions in her words just yet, Athena. So far her actions make sense, or at least, can be explained.
Athena:
Yeah... we'd better move on, then. Before you reached the castle ruins, did you stop off anywhere?
Sugar Stamp:
No, I didn't.
Athena:
Really? Not even at a certain zebra's hut, in order to deliver a certain letter?
Sugar Stamp:
L-letter?
Luna:
I believe the defense is referring to this one, witness.
Sugar Stamp:
!!
Luna:
Obviously the contents of the letter cannot be revealed to the court, but the envelope in which it was delivered should suffice. I would like to resubmit it to the court record, Your Honor.
Judge:
The court accepts it into evidence.
Envelope Letter Updated in the Court Record.
Sugar Stamp:
Oh, thaaat letter! It slipped my mind until just now. I'm sorry, everypony!
Athena:
So that means you admit to stopping off at Zecora's at some point, in order to drop off this letter?
Sugar Stamp:
Yes, that's correct!
Athena:
And when DID you make that stop, then?
Sugar Stamp:
It was after I'd placed the body at the ruins. That's also when I removed the letter opener and put it back in my bag. After that, I went to deliver the letter.
Athena:
I see! Could you add that to the end of your testimony for me, please?
Sugar Stamp:
O-oh, sure!
Luna:
Let's move on. Witness, you moved the body and delivered the letter. Did you mean to leave the forest afterwards?
Sugar Stamp:
Y-yes, I did, but...
Sugar Stamp:
While flying over the crossroads, I saw Scootaloo crash into the other Royal Order. After she left, I moved the scooter and wagon to further shift the blame.
Athena:

But why, though? Why go so far to pin the blame on Scootaloo?
Sugar Stamp:
I...
Athena:
To be honest, Sugar Stamp, even after everything you told us, I still find it hard to believe that you'd go that far. I mean, I thought you LOVED kids. I don't think you'd do something like that to anypony, let alone Scootaloo.
Sugar Stamp:
... It... It doesn't matter what you think. I did it, and I confessed, and that's that.
Athena:
Then... why did you decide to move the body and scooter to the castle ruins in the first place?
Sugar Stamp:
It was because of what I saw before I met with Royal Order: the children talking.
Athena:
The blackmail deal...
Sugar Stamp:
Knowing that Turning Page and his friend had been at the castle ruins, I knew I could pin the murder on them AND make the ruins look like the real murder scene. It's what Royal Order deserved, after what he did to me.
Athena:
But—
Luna:
Defense, while I appreciate your habit of needling into every single minor point in each testimony, my patience is beginning to wear thin. Besides, the witness has already provided a reason for what she did: to get back at Royal Order for choosing to clone himself instead of being with her. As disconcerting as that may sound, THAT is the motive we have been given. Unless you can offer something to refute or change it, I suggest you move on.
Athena:
Rrgh... Fine. I just have one more question. Sugar Stamp.
Sugar Stamp:
What is it?
Athena:
After you'd moved the scooter and wagon to the castle ruins, you must have flown back towards the forest entrance, passing over the crossroads along the way. But the other Royal Order wasn't there, right?
Sugar Stamp:
No, he wasn't. I went to look for him, and that was when I saw what happened at the statue.
Athena:
(When she saw Sweetie Belle trip Royal Order, supposedly... That still bothers me, but unless I can prove that that isn't what she saw, this won't get me anywhere. And Luna knows it.)
Judge:
Let's return to the witness testimony.
Sugar Stamp:
As for what I did at the castle before I saw the crash, I removed the letter opener and put it in my bag. Then I went to deliver the letter.
Athena:
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