Old Trick[]
- Sweetie Belle: So uh, we'll just leave you two alone. [leaving and returning sound] Together to test it. [leaving and returning sound] You two, and nopony else.
- Scootaloo: Didn't we learn something about this last time?
- Apple Bloom: Nnnope!
- Sweetie Belle: Wait, you girls do realize that Big Mac already knows this trick, right?
- Cutie Mark Crusaders: [gasp]
- [record slips]
- Berry Sweet: [strangled moan]
- [credits]
- Apple Bloom: Y'all have been rude, ya know.
- Big Macintosh: What?
Vocational Death Cruise Day 3 - Ask-theCrusaders Animated Entry[]
- Santalestia: Good morning dear participants, and again welcome to the Vocational Death hotel. If you are hearing this, it means you have managed to survive... I mean uh, to find your room last night. Now get up and have some fun, you have been selected to be in [quietly] group two. Go to [quietly] floor number one, [normal volume] and take some food. We have a very well built buffet that's fresh, and right out of the oven. Right out of the oven.
- Apple Bloom: Wake up girls, it's morning already.
- Scootaloo: Rainbow Dash, why you so awesome?
- Apple Bloom: C'mon Scoot, we're gonna miss breakfast.
- Scootaloo: Hrm, whatever.
- Sweetie Belle: Hm, good morning.
- Apple Bloom: Good mor-ehh!
- Sweetie Belle: Ahh! What's wrong? Do I have something on my face?
- Apple Bloom: No, that's the problem.
- Sweetie Belle: What do you mean?
- Apple Bloom: Your... your... your horn, it's gone!
- Sweetie Belle: What? [scream]
- Apple Bloom: [scream]
- Sweetie Belle: [scream]
- Apple Bloom: [scream]
- Apple Bloom/Sweetie Belle: [scream]
- Scootaloo: Would you two shut up?
- Apple Bloom/Sweetie Belle: [scream]
- Scootaloo: Huh? [scream]
- Film Reel: It’s eight in the morning, shut up already!
- [credits]
Picture Perfect Pony Official Music Video Animation[]
- Photo Finish: There's something I want to share with you. And I think you're all very much going to like it. You're going to love what you see.
- [Photo Finish]
- If there's anything you want
- You know I can give it
- If there is a dream you dream
- I can let you live it
- Take a chance and let me do
- What I do the best
- We can take you, clean you up and make you shine above the rest
- It doesn't really matter what they thought of you before
- By the time that I am done nopony will ignore
- You little you now a great big superstar
- Stick with me baby and I'll make you go far
- That's right, I can make you
- [MandoPony/Starlight]
- A picture perfect po-nay
- A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
- A picture perfect po-nay
- A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
- Photo Finish, that's the name
- Making everypony pretty is her number one game
- She do what she do to make you 'nother you
- Nopony other care 'cause the share is true
- 'Cause lies are beautiful the truth is not
- Come on little mare you better shake that plot
- You know that's all they really all came to see
- A picture perfect pony
- Why you gotta ruin everything with questions
- Shut to it now and don't forget to mention
- How happy that you are, that they all came to see you
- [Starlight]
- How you understand, everypony wants to be you
- [Photo Finish]
- Now let me clear up any doubts you may think you possess
- Everypony will adore you, when they see you in the dress
- Fans screaming, everyday, to get a piece of you
- Lights, cameras, all the time, watching what you do
- You know it's what you want, I mean
- How could you say no?
- There's never been a pony here with a chance to go
- And why would you run away?
- It's everypony's dream
- To be a star in outer space where nopony hears you scream
- [MandoPony]
- It's why you wanna be a
- [MandoPony/Starlight]
- Picture perfect po-nay
- A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
- A picture perfect po-any
- A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
- A picture perfect po-nay
- A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
- A picture perfect po-nay
- A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
- A picture perfect po-nay
- A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
- A picture perfect po-nay
- A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
- A picture perfect po-nay
- A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
- A picture perfect po-nay
- A picture perfect, pony pony pony pony
Don't Mine at Night (Pony Parody)[]
[Button Mash]
- Got my sword with Sharpness II
- Look, that zombie's got one too (What?!)
- Out of bread, what do I do?
- I'm low on hearts, this is my doom
- I don't even have a tool
- Come on, Button, play it cool!
- Though I'm here to fight for you
- I'm biting more than I can chew
- My life flashes by through that Ender Eye
- I'm scared, oh well
- And I'm pretty sure there's a big creeper right there
- ...Oh, dang.
- Don't mine at night
- I know you're looking at that cave
- And you're feeling kinda brave
- Go to bed, you'll be alright
- Don't mine at night
- Don't go deeper, make a change
- Get that gold and get away
- Zombies wanna eat our brains
- Don't mine at night (Wait! WHAT!)
- I'll fight away the skeletons
- While you're looking for diamonds
- They're getting closer, better run
- Don't mine at night
- No, this won't be our final day
- Take my hoof, we'll find a way-ay, a-woah-oh
- Don't mine at night (don't mine at night)
- Don't mine at night (don't mine at night)
- I turn a sec, you're getting shot
- Then you jump through a portal, well, why not?
- When I think it can't get worse
- An Ender herd shows up, of course!
- Now you say you need Glowstone
- And want to mine it on your own
- Then to save you from the lava
- I fell in, I should have known
- This is the last time I try to be your light
- I failed so bad
- I lost all my stuff, it was really tough
- That's it! RAGE QUIT!
- Don't mine at night
- I know you're looking at that cave
- And you're feeling kinda brave
- Go to bed, you'll be alright
- Don't mine at night
- Don't go deeper, make a change
- Get that gold and get away
- Zombies wanna eat your brains
- Don't mine at night
- Please don't get caught by skeletons
- While you're looking for diamonds
- They're getting closer, better run
- Don't mine at night
- No, this won't be your final day
- Hold on tight, I'm on my way-ay, a-woah-oh
- Don't mine at night (don't mine at night)
Deleted Scene (Hearts and Hooves Day)[]
- [video game sounds and music]
- Game Voiceover: Final boss!
- Button Mash: Okay, here we go!
- Game Voiceover: Get ready!
- Button Mash: I'm ready!
- Sweetie Belle: [singing] This one's too young...
- Button Mash: Huh?
- Game Voiceover: Game over!
- Button Mash: What?! No! No! NOOOO! Sweetie Belle! [crying] Six hours wasted!
- Game Voiceover: Do you want to play again?
- Button Mash: [sniffles] Okay...
Bar Buddies[]
- Neon Lights: You think you're so great! Just because your music video came out first, you think you're so-- [hic] --good!
- Button Mash: [slurring] If you got something to say, you should just say it to me!
- Neon Lights: You're stealing my spotlight! What the fffffudge, man?!
- Button Mash: Listen, Nylon--
- Neon Lights: Neon.
- Button Mash: Shut up. I was just playing a video game with my friend. That's all it was, you know?
- Neon Lights: I'm sorry. It's just, I have this great idea and you did it first.
- Button Mash: Hey, it's okay. I'm sure your video will be, uh, a bahillion times better! I mean, you are Nylon Tights!
- Neon Lights: Neon Lights.
- Button Mash: Exactly! You don't even know how amazing you are. But I do.
- Neon Lights: Thanks, man. And I'm sorry about all this. It's just the drink.
- Button Mash: Yeah, yeah, me too. [slurps]
- Neon Lights: Aren't you drinking apple juice?
- Button Mash: You shut up!
- [thud]
- Button Mash: [starts crying] Mooooooom!
- Neon Lights: [sighs] Bill, please.