User blog:Abcron/Princess Twilight Sparkle

So I just watched Twilight become an alicorn with TheMAM, we both had a lot to say.

TheMAM: Well, I can honestly say this has the... the... the...

Abcron: And now every fan fic with a future setting has been ruined.

TheMAM: the... the... the...

Abcron: Dude, say some thing useful. Anyways, I am okay with this.

TheMAM: Okay? Okay? *sigh* Ok let me get this straight. Twilight is forever destined to be a fairy motherbleeping Princess Alicorn by mastering the power of friendship. What kind of a motherbucking season 4 will we be witnessing of the rest of the mane 6 go on motherflowering adventures while Twilight is an overpowered entity?

Abcron: Unless they keep that hairstyle. That's not permanent is it. '''Please tell me that hairstyle isn't permanent. Please Hasbro, I beg you not to let that terrible freak of nature manestyle stay!!!'''

TheMAM: You know, I was actually excited for this episode because I had an assumption that Twilight mothertucking Sparkle would become an alicorn temporarily as an effect of a spell skrewup, but now... now... blllllllllllAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE MOTHERYUCKING BUCK!!!!!!

Abcron: Hey, now Twilight will outlive all her friends, omygosh, fanfics to be written immediately! Also, all Starswirl did differently than Twilight was fail to embed friendship into his screwy spell!? So like... he could have been an alicorn if he had just learned more about friendship?

TheMAM: WHO CARES ABOUT THE MOTHERPONYLUCKING FANFICS! TWILIGHT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! IF TWILIGHT DIES, CHANGES HER MANE, HAS GAY LESBIAN SEX WITH CELESTIA, MURDERS SPIKE, AND GROWS A SHORT ONE, I WOULDN'T HONESTLY GIVE A WUCK! BUT AN ALICORN PRINCESS? SHE COULD SOLVE PRETTY MUCH ANY PREDICAMENT SHE AND HER FRIENDS GET INTO! Abcron: Yes I know how much you would love to see Twilight have gay lesbian sex with anypony. As do I.

TheMAM: Hardy har har. For your information, I prefer Celestia.

Abcron: I just realized. Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadence; how did they become alicorns? Woah, do you need to master magic and friendship to become an alicron? If that's the case then you would have to be a unicorn to become an alicorn. Also, what is Twilight the Princess of!? Stars? Magic? Musicals? And wat dabuq was that alternate plane Twilight went to? The Twilight zone?

TheMAM: I would make a CSI meme refrence to that but I AM TOO PISSED TO DO ANYTHING, HONESTLY!

Abcron: So... are you going to do your weekly episode comic?

TheMAM: YES! IMMEDIATELY! I'M CLICKING PUBLISH RIGHT NOW!