Theworstwriter

theworstwriter is a fan fiction author who has published stories on FIMFiction since September 13, 2011.

Monster
Princess Celestia receives a dark prophecy: a monster is going to slay a child in its mother's presence and destroy one of the Elements of Harmony; this will cause Celestia's death, and the most powerful unicorn will be involved. The princess asks Twilight Sparkle to provide a scientific estimation of her capabilities, and this confirms her status as the most powerful non-alicorn unicorn.

She and Spike travel to Canterlot. Inside the palace, Spike overhears an argument between Luna and Celestia. When Luna leaves the room and he sees the older sister in tears, he goes in to comfort her, asking what's wrong. Celestia tells him the truth: Twilight is key to the prophecy and must therefore be killed to avert it.

Spike refuses to accept her logic and attacks her. In the kerfuffle, she swats him away so forcefully that she kills him. Twilight finds them at that moment, Spike lying on the floor in a pool of blood. The story ends as Twilight charges towards Celestia, screaming.

Dash's Date with Destiny
Originally written anonymously for a ponychan writing contest with the theme "One-Way Ticket", this story is a take on the Chess with Death trope.

Rainbow Dash wakes up in a forest with a headache and no memory of how she got there. A cloaked gray stallion with a white mane stands next to her, insisting that she accompany him to a train she needs to get in. Slowly, Dash's memories return: She had participated in a raffle and won a "date" with a Wonderbolt. The date did not go well; in an attempt to impress her companion, she crashed to the ground and died.

Unwilling to give up, she challenges the stallion - Death - to a race. The finish line is a distant mountain range. Rainbow dashes off, but Death simply steps onto his train, overtaking her instantly. However, Death quickly gets bored of winning so easily, so he slows the train down, giving the Pegasus a chance to catch up. Admiring her speed and determination, he stops the machine completely and launches into the air, settling in next to Rainbow Dash.

He reminds her that she won't be able to win; even in his pony form, he can fly much faster than any mortal pony ever could. Only if he slows down deliberately can she get to the mountains first. So Rainbow changes tactics; she grabs Death and kisses him. That makes him stop.

The next scene takes place in Equestria. Rainbow Dash is alive, at a picnic with her friends. Apparently she survived her encounter with Death and returned to her body unharmed. The date with the Wonderbolt still turned out to be a bust; he wasn't interested in her romantically. Dash doesn't care, though; she already has a date with someone else set up. They wouldn't know him, she tells her friends; he's a gray stallion with a white mane.

The Birds and the Bees
The Cutie Mark Crusaders overhear a conversation between adults and ask Rarity about baby ponies. She doesn't want to give them a straight answer, so she gives them a metaphor involving birds and bees and magic. Misunderstanding the answer, the foals attempt to make their own baby and grow more and more confused as they meet the other Mane Six during their preparations and they all tell them different stories.

Other stories

 * Never Enough Pie (complete, ~1,100 words): Rainbow Dash discovers the secret behind some of Pinkie's strange abilities
 * Double Rainbow (complete, ~27,000 words): Time-travel story featuring Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Twilight and Applejack
 * The Science of Magic (complete, ~21,700 words): Luna and Celestia are dying, and Twilight needs to figure out what makes nature tick