Re-enacted by Ponies/Transcripts

Star Wars Re-enacted by Ponies

 * [lightsaber sounds]
 * Rainbow Dash: How did my father die?
 * Fluttershy: He was murdered by Darth Pinkie. Pinkie was seduced by the Dark Side of the Horse.
 * Derpy: [speaking alien language, saying "I've been looking forward to this for a long time."]
 * Applejack: Yes, I bet you have!
 * [gun cocking, laser shot]


 * Rainbow Dash: Oh no! Look out! It's the Mare in the Moon!
 * Fluttershy: That's no moon. It's a space station.
 * Rainbow Dash: Really? That's SO awesome!
 * Fluttershy: Not just ANY space station. A big, huge, massive, galaxy-controlling, tractor-beaming, could destroy a planet in a single shot, space station.
 * Rainbow Dash: Ha! That's nothing! We could just shoot a missle into its MANE reactor. It'll blow up in ten seconds flat.
 * [explosion]


 * Granny Smith: Now listen here. You must use the HORSE!


 * [lightsaber sounds]
 * Pinkie Pie: Impressive! Obi-Shy Kenobi has taught you well.


 * Rarity: These chains are a CRIME against FASHION! [crying]


 * [lightsaber sounds]


 * Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia, Today I will DESTROY Rainbow Skywalker!
 * [zapping, screaming]
 * Twilight Sparkle: [Evil laughter]

Dragon Ball Z Re-enacted by Ponies

 * Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, what does Scootaloo say about her friendship level?
 * Pinkie Pie: It's over 9,000!!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Holy sweet Celestia! That's enough friendship to destroy all of Equestria!
 * [explosion]

Watchmen Re-enacted by Ponies

 * [thunk]
 * Applejack: Just a matter of time I reckon.
 * [glass breaking]
 * Pinkie Pie: This city's afraid of me. I've seen its true hooves. The streets are extended parties, and the parties are full of friendship. And when the neigh-sayers finally join the herd, the accumulated joy of all their friendship and magic will foam up around their waists.


 * Pinkie Pie: One of us died tonight, and somepony knows why.
 * Rainbow Dash: I heard he was working for Celestia. Maybe it was a political killing.
 * Pinkie Pie: Or maybe somepony's picking off costumed heroes.


 * Fluttershy: Dr. Mane-hattan thinks that there's going to be a nuclear war.


 * Twilight Sparkle: Why would I save a world I no longer have any friends in?


 * Rainbow Dash: Nooooooooo!


 * Pinkie Pie: Equestria will look up and shout, "save us"... and I'll whisper... Neigh.

The Matrix Re-enacted by Ponies

 * Granny Smith: Here goes a pertinent, simultaneous, fundamental anomaly! Concordently, the adequate, quintessential, sublime [unintegllible]ibility. Vis-a-vis, the delusion of choice!
 * [bullet sounds]


 * Fluttershy: [weakly] You have to save Equestria!


 * Derpy Robot: What do you want?
 * Rainbow Dash: Friendship.


 * Applejack: Mr. Anderson.
 * Rainbow Dash: My name... is Neigh-o.

Avengers Re-enacted by Ponies

 * Pinkie Pie: Okie Dokie Loki.
 * [birds chriping]
 * [Pinkie shouts, smack]
 * [gunfire, battle sounds]


 * Granny Smith: Granny Hulk smash Loki into ground! [grunt]

Harry Potter Re-enacted by Ponies

 * Rainbow Dash: Dear Dashie Potter, you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Friendship and Magic!
 * Fluttershy: You're a wizard, Dashie! Uh, I mean. Only if you want to be, of course.


 * Applejack: Do you really have that scar? [gasp] Holy sweet Celestiadore!


 * Celestia: Be warned my faithful students! The Everfree Forest is strictly forbidden, and the 3rd floor corridor is out of bounds to any pony who does not wish to suffer a most painful death.


 * Pinkie Pie: Mr. Potter, our new celebrity.


 * Derpy: Troll! In the dungeon! Troll! In the dungeon! Thought you ought to know.


 * Twilight Sparkle: Hagrid-shy! You've been illegally keeping a baby dragon in your home all this time?!
 * Fluttershy: Yes, Hermioneigh, I have. And I'm sorry. But look at him! He's just so cute!
 * [fire sounds]


 * Twilight Sparkle: According to this book, Nicholas Fla-Mare is the only known maker of the Horserer's Stone!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh no! Voldemare must be trying to use it to regain his strength!


 * Derpy: Hello, Dashie Potter. Prepare to meet your doom.
 * Rarity: [grunt] Finally, I can breathe! You have no idea how dreadful it is back there.
 * Rainbow Dash: What the hay?
 * Rarity: Where was I? Oh! That's right. I was just about to kill Dashie Potter!
 * [Rainbow Dash choking, Derpy and Rarity crying out in pain]
 * Rarity: Agh! The Friendship! IT BURNS!