Scootertrix the Abridged/Transcripts

Episode 1
FADE IN:

EXT. STORYBOOK - DAY

A magical book opens. Celestia Narrates.

 

CELESTIA

Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria. There were two regal princesses who ruled all. The older princess was so powerful that she could raise and lower the sun. The other one... de... kinda sucked. Actually, let's talk about the sun raising one for a moment. You know, just... that's the sun she's raising. The sun. I mean, do you know how much the sun weighs? It's a lot. Okay, I totally got off topic. I’m so sorry. Uh… Thus they created harmony throughout the land. Then one day, the younger princess became jealous of the older Princess's god like powers. And she was all like, I hate you so much... you’re going down, and the older one was like no... you’re going down, idiot. Then, like they like argue for a bit. Then the older one 's like "oh my god what is that!?" "What where?" And then zap! The older one zaps her while she's not looking. After successfully deceiving the younger princess, the older princess sent her to the moon for 1000 years to....

Twilight stops reading the book and speaks.

 

TWILIGHT

What the, okay who the heck wrote this, a five year old.

 

Cut To:

EXT. CLOUDS - DAY

Spike and Twilight are flying to Ponyville.

 

SPIKE

Hi. My name's Spike. What's your name?

 

TWILIGHT

Twilight.

 

SPIKE

Ha. Nice to meet you.

 

TWILIGHT

Nice to meet you too.

 

SPIKE

So I guess we're going to be roomies?

 

TWILIGHT

Ya I.

(Cut off by Spike)

 

SPIKE

I tell yah. You’re bunking with an awesome roommate. I do the dishes, clean, and cook.

 

TWILIGHT

Wow. That's great.

(Cut off by Spike again)

 

SPIKE

Ya I know... It’s pretty sweet. So why are you moving here anyway.

 

TWILIGHT

Well actually I got special orders from the princess. I becoming like her top apprentice now. So it’s… I don’t know, it's awesome. Uh, we're  going to be living at the library right? Do you know where it is?

 

SPIKE

Oh ya, I got it covered.

 

Cut To:

EXT: FARM - DAY

Both Spike and Twilight are walking.

 

SPIKE

According to the map, the library should be right here.

 

They come up to a barn.

 

TWILIGHT

Uh... You sure.

 

SPIKE

Positive.

 

Both give a start as Applejack speaks.

 

APPLEJACK

Yeeehaaa!

 

Applejack bucks apples down from a tree. Twilight walks over to Applejack.

 

TWILIGHT

Hey. Hi. sorry, we're new here. Could you possible tell us where we are?

 

APPLEJACK

Why certainly. You are standing in my magic mango tree forest.

 

TWILIGHT

Your what now?

 

APPLEJACK

My magic mango tree forest. Ain't it beautiful?

 

TWILIGHT

Uh... Well it's nice... um but…

 

APPLEJACK

But what?

 

TWILIGHT

Well… They look like apples?

 

APPLEJACK

What now?

 

TWILIGHT

I said they look like apples.

 

APPLEJACK

Weh.

 

TWILIGHT

Actually I, um...I think they are apples.

 

APPLEJACK

Ah don't be silly. Those are mangos.

 

TWILIGHT

No I don't think so.

 

APPLEJACK

Can't you tell the difference?

 

TWILIGHT

Uh, ya I can... It’s just like… those are apples, not mangos.

 

Pause.

 

APPLEJACK

Say! Your new here, aren't you?

 

TWILIGHT

Ya. That's what I said…

 

APPLEJACK

You want to meet the family?

 

TWILIGHT

Uh no.

 

Cut To:

EXT. PONYVILLE - DAY

Twilight and Spike are walking along a path.

 

TWILIGHT

(Sigh)

I hope there aren't any other crazy ponies like that running around.

 

THE BIRD crashes into Twilight.

 

THE BIRD

Hello. I am known as… the bird. Let me fix your hair.

 

She dries her off.

 

THE BIRD

There.

 

TWILIGHT

Uh?

 

THE BIRD

Hello.

 

TWILIGHT

Hi?

 

THE BIRD

Hello.

 

TWILIGHT

Um.

 

She looks at Twilight.

 

THE BIRD

I can clear the sky of clouds really fast.

 

TWILIGHT

That’s… Uh.

 

The Bird clears up the sky extremely quickly.

 

THE BIRD

Done.

 

Pause. Twilight's mouth is open.

 

THE BIRD

I'm going to go now. Goodbye.

 

TWILIGHT

What the fu

(Cut off by next scene)

 

Cut To:

INT. RARITY'S BOUTIQUE - DAY

Spike and Twilight enter the house.

 

TWILIGHT

Rarity, right? What was it, Rarity?

 

RARITY

Mmhm. Ya.

 

TWILIGHT

Rarity, could you please tell us where the library is? Because my friend here is too stubborn to let me look at the map.

 

RARITY

Um... Do you uh... Do you want to buy a dress.

 

TWILIGHT

What? Uh. No... Not really.

 

RARITY

Are you sure. Cause, you need one... Gorgeous. The summer sun celebration is coming up. And you need one for that.

 

TWILIGHT

No, I'm fine. I have one probably…

 

RARITY

Say you look hungry…

 

Pause.

 

TWILIGHT

Really.

 

RARITY

I have some leftover Spegettinoodles... um because uh... I baked too much today…

 

TWILIGHT

Oh, well that's very generous of you.

 

RARITY

I know.

 

TWILIGHT

Yah, but I... wait, did you say baked.

 

RARITY

Uh, yah…

 

TWILIGHT

You baked noodles?

 

RARITY

Spegettinoodles. Yes.

 

TWILIGHT

Okay... You baked speg... You don't bake Spegettinoodles.

 

RARITY

Uh, ya you do.

 

TWILIGHT

Uh no you don't. You. I don’t know, you like put them in a pot of water.

 

RARITY

Oh no! No. No… No. You don't put them in water.

 

TWILIGHT

You don't put them in water?

 

RARITY

No... No… No.

 

TWILIGHT

Okay fine, how do you make these noodles then.

 

RARITY

Uh, Spegettinoodles.

 

TWILIGHT

Uh fine. Spegettinoodles. How do you make Spegettinoodles?

 

RARITY

Okay, well... uh... you put the… you get the Spegettinoodles.

 

TWILIGHT

Okay.

 

RARITY

And you… uh… you put them in a box.

 

TWILIGHT

Alright.

 

RARITY

And you uh… You put them in the oven.

 

TWILIGHT

Okay…

 

RARITY

And uh......... well you bake um....

 

Pause.

 

TWILIGHT

Okay....

 

Cut To:

EXT. PONYVILLE - DAY

Twilight and Spike are walking again.

 

TWILIGHT

This town is really starting to get on my nerves. Look can I just see the map? I just want to go home.

 

SPIKE

Ha. Twilight. Don't you trust me? I got this. Besides, you have no opposable thumbs.

 

TWILIGHT

Yeah, well that may be… Oh no, there's another one.

 

Twilight shouts at Fluttershy.

 

TWILIGHT

Hi!

 

FLUTTERSHY

Gasp!

 

TWILIGHT

Oh jeez. Okay, look. I was just wondering, do you happen to know where the library is?

 

Pause…

 

TWILIGHT

Hello?

 

FLUTTERSHY

(Scream)

 

TWILIGHT

Yep…

 

Twilight goes back to Spike.

 

TWILIGHT

Spike, give me the map.

 

SPIKE

But you don't have.

(Cut off by Twilight)

 

TWILIGHT

I don't care. Give me the map.

 

Scene cuts to them in front of the house.

 

TWILIGHT

Oh look! I found the house in like, 2 minutes! What a big freak-in surprise that was! Now if you'll excuse me! I'm going to bed!

 

Cut To:

INT. LIBRARY - NIGHT

A party is going on downstairs. Twilight tosses and turns in her bed. Spike comes in.

 

SPIKE

Aw Twi, you gotta come downstairs and see what Berry Punch is doing.

 

TWILIGHT

No I don't! What the hell are you doing down there!?

 

SPIKE

Having a big welcoming party. You should come down... and see what Berry Punch is doing.

 

TWILIGHT

No! I just want to sleep!

 

SPIKE

Twi... Live a little. You don't get through life by sleeping. At least come down stairs and have some food.

 

TWILIGHT

Uh! Just go away!

 

SPIKE

Twi, come on. I'm trying to be nice to you.

 

TWILIGHT

Well I appreciate that, but…

 

SPIKE

It's also the eve of the summer sun celebration, so you have to stay up. It's tradition.

 

TWILIGHT

Ah jeez.

 

SPIKE

Actually, we should probably get going. It's almost morning. Don't want to miss the sunrise.

TWILIGHT

Fine!

 

Cut To:

INT. TOWN HALL - NIGHT

They are in a large room with lots of ponies. Pinkie comes over and starts talking to Twilight.

 

PINKIE

Hey, how are you doing. Twilight right. Ya... I'm Pinkie Pie. Finally I get some screen time. I mean, what gives? I do happen to be one of the main characters. Seriously?

 

MAYOR MARE

Uh excuse me. Quiet down! Alright everybody. Listen up. Hey! You in the back. Shut up. Thank you. Jeez. I would like to announce the beginning of the Summer Sun Celebration.

 

There is cheering from the crowd.

 

MAYOR MARE

Yes thank you. Now in just a few moments, Celestia will raise the sun; on this, the longest day of the year... And now without further ado, Princess Celestia.

 

The curtain opens and Celestia is gone. The crowd gasps.

 

TWILIGHT

That can't good.

 

PINKIE

Oooo. I know this part. I read the script.

 

Nightmare Moon Appears.

 

TWILIGHT

What?

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Oh, my beloved subjects... It's been so long since i've seen your sun loving faces!

(Cut off by the Mayor)

 

MAYOR MARE

Uh excuse me? Who the heck are you supposed to be?

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

I whoa... I am Nightmare Moon…

 

Pause…

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Nightmare Moon? Anypony? Nothing?

 

Pause…

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Oh mother of me!

 

THE BIRD

Wait, are you like some kind of god or something?

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

No. Really? What gave you that idea?

 

THE BIRD

Uh, well the…

 

MAYOR MARE

Uh hello? Sorry, but "nightmare Moon" doesn't answer my question. You can't just burst in here at random and just expect us to know who you are.

 

TWILIGHT

Ya, you kinda just came out of nowhere.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Oh really? Out of all the ponies in the room, you Twilight, have no idea who I am?

 

TWILIGHT

No, should I?

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

You missed the whole hourglass foreshadowing thing? And the book?

 

PINKIE

Oh, I think those parts was cut out.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Are you kidding me? Are you seriously telling me, there was no foreshadowing to back me up? That freakin sucks!

 

PINKIE

Ya, I feel yah. Most of my parts were cut out too.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Oh please, you have no idea what I am going through!

 

PINKIE

Uh, ya I do. I am a main character.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

No your not. You’re just some friend. I'm the main villain. The story needs an antagonist. You need proper setup for a villain!

(Cut off by Twilight)

 

TWILIGHT

Uh sorry to interrupt, but can someone please explain to me what the hey is going on? Because I am really confused now.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Oh I'm soooo sorry! Other ponies have problems too you know. It's not all about you Twilight!

 

PINKIE

Uh, actually it kinda is.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Shut up... You knew what I meant.

 

THE BIRD

Ye... What?

 

TWILIGHT

Wait a second. Weren't you in that one book of the two princesses?

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Yes! Oh for! How did you not remember that!?

 

TWILIGHT

Well it wasn't a very good book.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Okay, that's it! I'm done here. This is ridiculous. Eternal night for all of you!

 

She leaves in a blaze of lightning and thunder.

 

TWILIGHT

Wha?

 

Cut To:

The End

Episode 2
Previously on Scootertrix the Abridged

 

CELESTIA

Two regal princesses.

 

You’re going down!

 

Idiot!

 

Sent her to the moon!

 

TWILIGHT

Who the heck wrote this!?

 

SPIKE

My name’s Spike.

 

TWILIGHT

Twilight.

 

Uh, do you know where it is?

 

SPIKE

Oh ya.

 

The library should be right here.

 

TWILIGHT

Uh… You sure?

 

SPIKE

Positive.

 

APPLEJACK

Those are mangos.

 

TWILIGHT

I hope there aren't any other crazy ponies like that.

 

THE BIRD

Hello.

 

The Bird.

I’m going to go now.

 

RARITY

Speggetinoodles!

 

TWILIGHT

Really Starting to get on my nerves.

 

SPIKE

No opposable thumbs.

 

FLUTTERSHY

(Wimper)

 

TWILIGHT

Found the house in like 2 minutes!

 

TWILIGHT

Hell are you doing down there!?

 

SPIKE

Having a big welcoming party.

 

TWILIGHT

Fine.

 

PINKIE

I’m Pinkie Pie.

 

MAYOR MARE

Shut up.

 

Summer Sun Celebration.

 

Celestia.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Nightmare Moon!

 

MAYOR MARE

The heck are you supposed to be?

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Sup!

 

Eternal night for all of you!

 

Fade In:

INT. Twilight's House - Night

 

Twilight is walking around the room.

 

TWILIGHT

That's it. I'm leaving. The sooner I get out of Ponyville, the better.

 

There is a crashing sound.

 

THE BIRD

Hello.

 

TWILIGHT

Ah! Freak! The Bird... What are you doing in my house?

 

APPLEJACK

We need you to help us defeat Nightmare Moon.

 

TWILIGHT

De da. What?

 

THE BIRD

Nightmare Moon. She must be stopped.

 

TWILIGHT

Yes de... Get out of my house. All of you!

 

PINKIE

But if you don't help us, she'll bring about everlasting night!

 

TWILIGHT

Wait what? You mean she was actually serious about that?

 

PINKIE

Yes! What did you think she meant?

 

TWILIGHT

I don't know. I thought it was like some lame insult or something.

 

PINKIE

No!

 

TWILIGHT

Well, what are we going to do!?

 

PINKIE

The only things that can stop her, are the elements of Harmony.

 

TWILIGHT

The what?

 

PINKIE

They're in this book.

 

TWILIGHT

Okay…

 

TWILIGHT

The Elements of Harmony consist of 6 elements. Honesty, Loyalty, Kindness, Laughter, and Generosity. The 6th element, is complete mystery.

 

PINKIE

It's magic.

 

TWILIGHT

Okay... Together, they create the power of friendship... Is this a joke... did like.

 

PINKIE

Just keep reading.

 

TWILIGHT

Fine… The last known location of the elements of Harmony was in the Everfree forest.

 

Cut To:

Ext. Forest - Night

 

The main 6 stands outside the forest.

 

ALL OF THEM

The Everfree forest!

 

TWILIGHT

(Sigh)

Let's get this over with.

 

APPLEJACK

It's gonna be a long and dangerous journey. But one I feel will bring us all, closer together.

 

TWILIGHT

Well how bad can it be?

 

Cut To:

EXT. CLIFFSIDE - NIGHT (1)

 

A manticore shows up.

 

TWILIGHT

Oh for the love of…

 

FLUTTERSHY

Oh my god. A monster! We're all gonna die!

 

TWILIGHT

Whoa, calm down, uh yellow…

 

FLUTTERSHY

Fluttershy.

 

TWILIGHT

Fluttershy.

 

CUT TO:

EXT. RIVER - NIGHT (1)

 

The main 6 approach a river.

 

STEVEN MAGNET

Ah. Rarity... My arch nemesis. We meet again.

 

RARITY

Steven Magnet. We meet again.

 

STEVEN MAGNET

Ya... I just said that.

 

Cut To:

CUT TO:EXT. FOREST - NIGHT (1)

 

Evil trees surround them.

 

ALL OF THEM

(Gasp and scream)

 

PINKIE

Guys, it's okay. All we need to do is laugh at them. Then they'll go away.

 

Pause.

 

TWILIGHT

What?

 

CUT TO:

EXT. BRIDGE - NIGHT (1)

 

Rainbow-dash flies over. She stops and hears a voice.

 

SHADOW BOLTS

Join us The Bird, and together we will become the greatest areal team in all of Equestria.

 

TWILIGHT

The Bird! Stop talking to the apparitions and fix the dam bridge!

 

CUT TO:

EXT. CLIFFSIDE - NIGHT (2)

 

FLUTTERSHY

And the last thing I said to my mother, was I hate you.

 

TWILIGHT

Arg! Not helping.

 

Cut To:

EXT. RIVER - NIGHT (2)

 

RARITY

Steven Magnet... Do you uh… Do you want to buy a dress?

 

STEVEN MAGNET

NO! God! Stop asking me that!

 

CUT TO:

EXT. CLIFF - NIGHT (1)

 

Twilight is hanging from a cliff.

 

TWILIGHT

Applejack! Don't you dare let me go.

 

APPLEJACK

I'm, i'm sorry sugar cube, you’re really heavy.

 

TWILIGHT

Applejack, I swear! If you drop me.

 

Applejack drops her.

 

TWILIGHT

Dam it!

 

CUT TO:

EXT. FOREST - NIGHT (2)

 

The win 6 stand amongst trees with faces on them. All the characters are laughing at the trees so that the trees will vanish. Pinkie is inside a tree laughing.

 

PINKIE

Come on guys, we almost got them.

 

ALL OF THEM

Whoa no! No!

 

PINKIE

What?

 

TWILIGHT

Don't laugh while you’re inside the mouth.

 

PINKIE

Oh wow, jeez. Wow. That was incredibly stupid. Thanks guys.

 

CUT TO:

Ext. Bridge - Night (2)

 

TWILIGHT

Don't make me come over there!

 

The shadow bolt makes the fog thicker.

 

SHADOW BOLTS

Don't listen to her.

 

TWILIGHT

The Bird! Bridge! Now!

 

SHADOW BOLTS

What, wait!? Why can we still hear her?

 

TWILIGHT

Oh what? You think fog is going to stifle my voice?

 

Pause.

 

SHADOW BOLTS

Ya.

 

TWILIGHT

(Sigh)

Have you ever heard of the concept of, I don't know, physics?

 

CUT TO:

Ext. River - Night (3)

 

STEVEN MAGNET

I hate you so much! You suck! You!

 

Rarity takes off one of Steven Magnet's scales, and cuts him with it.

 

STEVEN MAGNET

Oh my god!

 

Steven Magnet collapses into the water.

 

Cut To:

EXT. CLIFFSIDE - NIGHT (3)

 

FLUTTERSHY

I mean, why would he do that!? Why would he do that!?

 

TWILIGHT

Fluttershy! Oh my freaking god! Shut up!

 

CUT TO:

Ext. Castle - Night

 

The main 6 stand outside the old castle.

 

TWILIGHT

Wow. That was the stupidest, most long, annoying quest ever.

 

Cut To:

INT. CASTLE - NIGHT

 

TWILIGHT

Finally, there they are.

 

Rainbow dash and Fluttershy begin to place the elements on the floor.

 

TWILIGHT

Now we have to figure out how to activate these things.

 

Rarity makes smacking noises.

 

RARITY

(Smacking noises)

 

TWILIGHT

Can. Can you all leave for a moment please. I need to concentrate.

They all leave. The stones begin to move.

 

TWILIGHT

(Gasp)

 

ALL OF THEM

Twilight!

 

APPLEJACK

Sugar-cube!

 

They all rush inside. Twilight is gone.

 

APPLEJACK

Sugar-cube! She's gone!

 

RARITY

No she's not. She's right over there.

 

Cut To:

INT. Castle - Night

 

Twilight has been transported to another part of the castle.

 

TWILIGHT

(Gasp)

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

I'll just take care of these.

 

Nightmare Moon destroys the elements.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Ha, ha ha... Nothing can stop me now. The night... shall last... forever! Ha ha ha.

 

TWILIGHT

Nighttime, forever... Wait. Without the sun, wouldn't all your royal subjects freeze to death?

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Ah…

 

TWILIGHT

And then you wouldn't have anyone to talk to.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Ah well hmmmm…

 

TWILIGHT

And eventually this will all be a barren wasteland... Kinda like the moon.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Silence! This is revenge! I WANT the world to suffer! And with the elements destroyed, nothing can stop me!

 

In the distance. The main 6 are coming up the stairs.

 

ALL OF THEM

Twilight!

 

APPLEJACK

Sugar-cube!

 

Twilight realizes something.

 

TWILIGHT

You’re wrong.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Really?

 

TWILIGHT

The elements may be destroyed, but their spirit still remains!

 

The elements rise from the ground.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

What!?

 

TWILIGHT

Applejack, with her blunt honesty in telling me that I was too heavy, represents the spirit of Honesty!

Pinkie Pie, laughing in the face of danger, represents the spirit of Laughter!

Rarity, though facing her arch nemesis, still felt that she could give him a dress, so she represents the spirit of... Generosity!

The Bird, though taking like 30 minutes, still eventually came back to us and fixed the bridge. So she represents Loyalty!

And, Fluttershy... is kindness I guess.

 

FLUTTERSHY

(Wimper)

 

TWILIGHT

And I'm the spirit of magic. Together, we have the power of... Friendship!

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

The, the power of what?

 

TWILIGHT

The power of... please don't make me say it again.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Did you say the power of friendship?

 

Pause.

 

TWILIGHT

Ya.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

That's it? That's your big super weapon? Friendship, that, what?

 

Pause.

 

TWILIGHT

I...

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Friendship? What the hell is that going to do to me?

 

TWILIGHT

Um....

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Oh what, you going to be friends at me. Is that it? You gonna be friends at me.

 

TWILIGHT

No.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

(Sarcastically)

Oh. We're being friends sooooo hard right now!

 

TWILIGHT

Shut up! I… Shut up! I've read that there's a powerful beam involved.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Oh what? Is it like a rainbow colored death ray?

 

The main 6 shoots a rainbow colored death ray at nightmare moon.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

(Sarcastically)

Oh look! It's a rainbow colored death ray! Wow! I didn't see that coming!

 

The ray hits her.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Ow. Wow, that actually kinda hurts. Uh. My eyes. My eyes! They burn me! Ga! My mind! My mind! It's melting! Ga! It's seeping into my mouth! Gla! Oh god, I can taste it.... Gulp. Uh!!! I swallowed some… Ah!

 

The room is blinded by light. Every pony is lying on the ground, momentarily unconscious. Then they start to get up.

 

APPLEJACK

Wow. de, wow.

 

TWILIGHT

Is every pony okay?

 

APPLEJACK

I don't think so.

 

PINKIE

(Bouncing up and down)

I am!

 

ALL OF THEM

(Gasp)

 

Suddenly a light comes in through the window as night becomes day.

 

Celestia

(Hits the window)

Naah. Darn it.

 

Celestia appears to them in an epic display of light.

 

CELESTIA

Kneel! Kneel before your princess!

 

TWILIGHT

Princess Celestia!

 

CELESTIA

Ah... Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student. I knew you could do it.

 

TWILIGHT

Do what?

 

CELESTIA

Defeat my sister, Luna.

 

PINKIE

Hey, wait a minute... Why couldn't you stop your sister?

 

CELESTIA

Hey, what did I just say?

 

PINKIE

To, kneel.

 

CELESTIA

That's right. Are you incapable of kneeling?

 

PINKIE

Well, no.

 

CELESTIA

Then shut up.

 

PINKIE

But where were you this whole time? Why didn't you intervene?

 

CELESTIA

I don't need to explain myself to a peasant. What's-its. Maybe I was imprisoned. Huh? Maybe I was captured. Did you think about that? Did you think about that? Balloon Girl.

 

PINKIE

But she just came back from the moon, right? I don't think she would be strong enough to fight you, let alone actually capture you.

 

CELESTIA

Darn it... Well maybe she took me by surprise.

 

PINKIE

But you said you KNEW Twilight could do it, implying that you KNEW that this was going to happen. Couldn't you like, mobilize the military or?

 

CELESTIA

Shut up! I didn't come here to argue with a pink lunatic! Which reminds me.

 

Celestia walks over to Luna. Luna looks up in fear.

 

CELESTIA

Luna.

LUNA

(Gasp)

 

CELESTIA

Long time no see… Hmmm... I think you have been punished enough. You've learned your lesson.

 

LUNA

Oh thank you Celestia.

 

CELESTIA

Ah ah ah. First you must say that you’re sorry.

 

LUNA

Uh... okay... I'm sorry.

 

CELESTIA

There we go, that wasn't so hard was it?... Now I forgive you.

 

PINKIE

Wait, you sent her to the MOON, and you make HER apologize?

 

CELESTIA

God! What is your problem. Another peep out of you, and I'll send you to the moon. Come on Luna. Let's go home. Oh and Twilight.

 

TWILIGHT

Yes Princess?

 

CELESTIA

I will be giving you your official assignment shortly. Like in the next few days or something.

 

TWILIGHT

Thank you princess.

 

Cut To:

Ext. Ponyville - Day

 

Twilight is reading something.

 

TWILIGHT

She wants me to stay here and study what??????

 

The End

 

Here is the script for Ep. 2. I’m sorry that it is not in proper format, but to make it easier on you, I color coded all of the dialog. Thanks once again for doing these. I really loved how you had different colors to show who was talking. I’ll send in more scripts in the near future.

 

Oh yah. If you would like, we can send you the episode youtube thumbnails with

"[subtítulos en español]” put on them.

 

Thanks Once again!

 

Previously on Scootertrix the Abridged

 

CELESTIA

Two regal princesses.

 

You’re going down!

 

Idiot!

 

Sent her to the moon!

 

TWILIGHT

Who the heck wrote this!?

 

SPIKE

My name’s Spike.

 

TWILIGHT

Twilight.

 

Uh, do you know where it is?

 

SPIKE

Oh ya.

 

The library should be right here.

 

TWILIGHT

Uh… You sure?

 

SPIKE

Positive.

 

APPLEJACK

Those are mangos.

 

TWILIGHT

I hope there aren't any other crazy ponies like that.

 

THE BIRD

Hello.

 

The Bird.

I’m going to go now.

 

RARITY

Speggetinoodles!

 

TWILIGHT

Really Starting to get on my nerves.

 

SPIKE

No opposable thumbs.

 

FLUTTERSHY

(Wimper)

 

TWILIGHT

Found the house in like 2 minutes!

 

TWILIGHT

Hell are you doing down there!?

 

SPIKE

Having a big welcoming party.

 

TWILIGHT

Fine.

 

PINKIE

I’m Pinkie Pie.

 

MAYOR MARE

Shut up.

 

Summer Sun Celebration.

 

Celestia.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Nightmare Moon!

 

MAYOR MARE

The heck are you supposed to be?

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Sup!

 

Eternal night for all of you!

 

Fade In:

INT. Twilight's House - Night

 

Twilight is walking around the room.

 

TWILIGHT

That's it. I'm leaving. The sooner I get out of Ponyville, the better.

 

There is a crashing sound.

 

THE BIRD

Hello.

 

TWILIGHT

Ah! Freak! The Bird... What are you doing in my house?

 

APPLEJACK

We need you to help us defeat Nightmare Moon.

 

TWILIGHT

De da. What?

 

THE BIRD

Nightmare Moon. She must be stopped.

 

TWILIGHT

Yes de... Get out of my house. All of you!

 

PINKIE

But if you don't help us, she'll bring about everlasting night!

 

TWILIGHT

Wait what? You mean she was actually serious about that?

 

PINKIE

Yes! What did you think she meant?

 

TWILIGHT

I don't know. I thought it was like some lame insult or something.

 

PINKIE

No!

 

TWILIGHT

Well, what are we going to do!?

 

PINKIE

The only things that can stop her, are the elements of Harmony.

 

TWILIGHT

The what?

 

PINKIE

They're in this book.

 

TWILIGHT

Okay…

 

TWILIGHT

The Elements of Harmony consist of 6 elements. Honesty, Loyalty, Kindness, Laughter, and Generosity. The 6th element, is complete mystery.

 

PINKIE

It's magic.

 

TWILIGHT

Okay... Together, they create the power of friendship... Is this a joke... did like.

 

PINKIE

Just keep reading.

 

TWILIGHT

Fine… The last known location of the elements of Harmony was in the Everfree forest.

 

Cut To:

Ext. Forest - Night

 

The main 6 stands outside the forest.

 

ALL OF THEM

The Everfree forest!

 

TWILIGHT

(Sigh)

Let's get this over with.

 

APPLEJACK

It's gonna be a long and dangerous journey. But one I feel will bring us all, closer together.

 

TWILIGHT

Well how bad can it be?

 

Cut To:

EXT. CLIFFSIDE - NIGHT (1)

 

A manticore shows up.

 

TWILIGHT

Oh for the love of…

 

FLUTTERSHY

Oh my god. A monster! We're all gonna die!

 

TWILIGHT

Whoa, calm down, uh yellow…

 

FLUTTERSHY

Fluttershy.

 

TWILIGHT

Fluttershy.

 

CUT TO:

EXT. RIVER - NIGHT (1)

 

The main 6 approach a river.

 

STEVEN MAGNET

Ah. Rarity... My arch nemesis. We meet again.

 

RARITY

Steven Magnet. We meet again.

 

STEVEN MAGNET

Ya... I just said that.

 

Cut To:

CUT TO:EXT. FOREST - NIGHT (1)

 

Evil trees surround them.

 

ALL OF THEM

(Gasp and scream)

 

PINKIE

Guys, it's okay. All we need to do is laugh at them. Then they'll go away.

 

Pause.

 

TWILIGHT

What?

 

CUT TO:

EXT. BRIDGE - NIGHT (1)

 

Rainbow-dash flies over. She stops and hears a voice.

 

SHADOW BOLTS

Join us The Bird, and together we will become the greatest areal team in all of Equestria.

 

TWILIGHT

The Bird! Stop talking to the apparitions and fix the dam bridge!

 

CUT TO:

EXT. CLIFFSIDE - NIGHT (2)

 

FLUTTERSHY

And the last thing I said to my mother, was I hate you.

 

TWILIGHT

Arg! Not helping.

 

Cut To:

EXT. RIVER - NIGHT (2)

 

RARITY

Steven Magnet... Do you uh… Do you want to buy a dress?

 

STEVEN MAGNET

NO! God! Stop asking me that!

 

CUT TO:

EXT. CLIFF - NIGHT (1)

 

Twilight is hanging from a cliff.

 

TWILIGHT

Applejack! Don't you dare let me go.

 

APPLEJACK

I'm, i'm sorry sugar cube, you’re really heavy.

 

TWILIGHT

Applejack, I swear! If you drop me.

 

Applejack drops her.

 

TWILIGHT

Dam it!

 

CUT TO:

EXT. FOREST - NIGHT (2)

 

The win 6 stand amongst trees with faces on them. All the characters are laughing at the trees so that the trees will vanish. Pinkie is inside a tree laughing.

 

PINKIE

Come on guys, we almost got them.

 

ALL OF THEM

Whoa no! No!

 

PINKIE

What?

 

TWILIGHT

Don't laugh while you’re inside the mouth.

 

PINKIE

Oh wow, jeez. Wow. That was incredibly stupid. Thanks guys.

 

CUT TO:

Ext. Bridge - Night (2)

 

TWILIGHT

Don't make me come over there!

 

The shadow bolt makes the fog thicker.

 

SHADOW BOLTS

Don't listen to her.

 

TWILIGHT

The Bird! Bridge! Now!

 

SHADOW BOLTS

What, wait!? Why can we still hear her?

 

TWILIGHT

Oh what? You think fog is going to stifle my voice?

 

Pause.

 

SHADOW BOLTS

Ya.

 

TWILIGHT

(Sigh)

Have you ever heard of the concept of, I don't know, physics?

 

CUT TO:

Ext. River - Night (3)

 

STEVEN MAGNET

I hate you so much! You suck! You!

 

Rarity takes off one of Steven Magnet's scales, and cuts him with it.

 

STEVEN MAGNET

Oh my god!

 

Steven Magnet collapses into the water.

 

Cut To:

EXT. CLIFFSIDE - NIGHT (3)

 

FLUTTERSHY

I mean, why would he do that!? Why would he do that!?

 

TWILIGHT

Fluttershy! Oh my freaking god! Shut up!

 

CUT TO:

Ext. Castle - Night

 

The main 6 stand outside the old castle.

 

TWILIGHT

Wow. That was the stupidest, most long, annoying quest ever.

 

Cut To:

INT. CASTLE - NIGHT

 

TWILIGHT

Finally, there they are.

 

Rainbow dash and Fluttershy begin to place the elements on the floor.

 

TWILIGHT

Now we have to figure out how to activate these things.

 

Rarity makes smacking noises.

 

RARITY

(Smacking noises)

 

TWILIGHT

Can. Can you all leave for a moment please. I need to concentrate.

They all leave. The stones begin to move.

 

TWILIGHT

(Gasp)

 

ALL OF THEM

Twilight!

 

APPLEJACK

Sugar-cube!

 

They all rush inside. Twilight is gone.

 

APPLEJACK

Sugar-cube! She's gone!

 

RARITY

No she's not. She's right over there.

 

Cut To:

INT. Castle - Night

 

Twilight has been transported to another part of the castle.

 

TWILIGHT

(Gasp)

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

I'll just take care of these.

 

Nightmare Moon destroys the elements.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Ha, ha ha... Nothing can stop me now. The night... shall last... forever! Ha ha ha.

 

TWILIGHT

Nighttime, forever... Wait. Without the sun, wouldn't all your royal subjects freeze to death?

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Ah…

 

TWILIGHT

And then you wouldn't have anyone to talk to.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Ah well hmmmm…

 

TWILIGHT

And eventually this will all be a barren wasteland... Kinda like the moon.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Silence! This is revenge! I WANT the world to suffer! And with the elements destroyed, nothing can stop me!

 

In the distance. The main 6 are coming up the stairs.

 

ALL OF THEM

Twilight!

 

APPLEJACK

Sugar-cube!

 

Twilight realizes something.

 

TWILIGHT

You’re wrong.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Really?

 

TWILIGHT

The elements may be destroyed, but their spirit still remains!

 

The elements rise from the ground.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

What!?

 

TWILIGHT

Applejack, with her blunt honesty in telling me that I was too heavy, represents the spirit of Honesty!

Pinkie Pie, laughing in the face of danger, represents the spirit of Laughter!

Rarity, though facing her arch nemesis, still felt that she could give him a dress, so she represents the spirit of... Generosity!

The Bird, though taking like 30 minutes, still eventually came back to us and fixed the bridge. So she represents Loyalty!

And, Fluttershy... is kindness I guess.

 

FLUTTERSHY

(Wimper)

 

TWILIGHT

And I'm the spirit of magic. Together, we have the power of... Friendship!

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

The, the power of what?

 

TWILIGHT

The power of... please don't make me say it again.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Did you say the power of friendship?

 

Pause.

 

TWILIGHT

Ya.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

That's it? That's your big super weapon? Friendship, that, what?

 

Pause.

 

TWILIGHT

I...

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Friendship? What the hell is that going to do to me?

 

TWILIGHT

Um....

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Oh what, you going to be friends at me. Is that it? You gonna be friends at me.

 

TWILIGHT

No.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

(Sarcastically)

Oh. We're being friends sooooo hard right now!

 

TWILIGHT

Shut up! I… Shut up! I've read that there's a powerful beam involved.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Oh what? Is it like a rainbow colored death ray?

 

The main 6 shoots a rainbow colored death ray at nightmare moon.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

(Sarcastically)

Oh look! It's a rainbow colored death ray! Wow! I didn't see that coming!

 

The ray hits her.

 

NIGHTMARE MOON

Ow. Wow, that actually kinda hurts. Uh. My eyes. My eyes! They burn me! Ga! My mind! My mind! It's melting! Ga! It's seeping into my mouth! Gla! Oh god, I can taste it.... Gulp. Uh!!! I swallowed some… Ah!

 

The room is blinded by light. Every pony is lying on the ground, momentarily unconscious. Then they start to get up.

 

APPLEJACK

Wow. de, wow.

 

TWILIGHT

Is every pony okay?

 

APPLEJACK

I don't think so.

 

PINKIE

(Bouncing up and down)

I am!

 

ALL OF THEM

(Gasp)

 

Suddenly a light comes in through the window as night becomes day.

 

CELESTIA

(Hits the window)

Naah. Darn it.

 

Celestia appears to them in an epic display of light.

 

CELESTIA

Kneel! Kneel before your princess!

 

TWILIGHT

Princess Celestia!

 

CELESTIA

Ah... Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student. I knew you could do it.

 

TWILIGHT

Do what?

 

CELESTIA

Defeat my sister, Luna.

 

PINKIE

Hey, wait a minute... Why couldn't you stop your sister?

 

CELESTIA

Hey, what did I just say?

 

PINKIE

To, kneel.

 

CELESTIA

That's right. Are you incapable of kneeling?

 

PINKIE

Well, no.

 

CELESTIA

Then shut up.

 

PINKIE

But where were you this whole time? Why didn't you intervene?

 

CELESTIA

I don't need to explain myself to a peasant. What's-its. Maybe I was imprisoned. Huh? Maybe I was captured. Did you think about that? Did you think about that? Balloon Girl.

 

PINKIE

But she just came back from the moon, right? I don't think she would be strong enough to fight you, let alone actually capture you.

 

CELESTIA

Darn it... Well maybe she took me by surprise.

 

PINKIE

But you said you KNEW Twilight could do it, implying that you KNEW that this was going to happen. Couldn't you like, mobilize the military or?

 

CELESTIA

Shut up! I didn't come here to argue with a pink lunatic! Which reminds me.

 

Celestia walks over to Luna. Luna looks up in fear.

 

CELESTIA

Luna.

LUNA

(Gasp)

 

CELESTIA

Long time no see… Hmmm... I think you have been punished enough. You've learned your lesson.

 

LUNA

Oh thank you Celestia.

 

CELESTIA

Ah ah ah. First you must say that you’re sorry.

 

LUNA

Uh... okay... I'm sorry.

 

CELESTIA

There we go, that wasn't so hard was it?... Now I forgive you.

 

PINKIE

Wait, you sent her to the MOON, and you make HER apologize?

 

CELESTIA

God! What is your problem. Another peep out of you, and I'll send you to the moon. Come on Luna. Let's go home. Oh and Twilight.

 

TWILIGHT

Yes Princess?

 

CELESTIA

I will be giving you your official assignment shortly. Like in the next few days or something.

 

TWILIGHT

Thank you princess.

 

Cut To:

Ext. Ponyville - Day

 

Twilight is reading something.

 

TWILIGHT

She wants me to stay here and study what??????

The End

Episode 3
FADE IN:

Ext. Apple Orchard - Day

APPLEJACK and TWILIGHT are walking back to the barn, carrying apples. SPIKE is sitting on Twilight's back.

 

SPIKE

(During the following conversation)

No. No. No. No.

 

APPLEJACK

Thank you kindly for helping me out, Sugar.

 

TWILIGHT

Don't mention it. I'm gonna give this friendship thing my all. I have total trust in Celestia.

 

SPIKE

Lame.

 

TWILIGHT

Please Spike. The Princess is very wise and powerful. Everything she does, is for a reason.

SPIKE

Ha. She's not as wise and powerful as you think.

 

TWILIGHT

Uh, ya she is.

 

Suddenly, THE BIRD crashes down on them.

 

TWILIGHT and APPLEJACK

Ga!

 

THE BIRD

Hello. What are YOU doing here; In this apple forest.

 

TWILIGHT

It's called an orchard.

 

APPLEJACK

Uh, it is a MANGO GROVE. And The Bird! I thought you told me, you were too busy to help pick mangos today. What were you busy doing?

 

THE BIRD

These are Mangos?

 

APPLEJACK

Yah.

 

THE BIRD

They look like apples.

 

APPLEJACK

Well they're not! They're MANGOS!

 

THE BIRD

No. No. These are apples.

 

APPLEJACK

The Bird. Your pushing my buttons!

 

THE BIRD

It's not even the right climate for Mangos.

 

APPLEJACK

Oh that is it! You want to go the Fruit Loop!

 

THE BIRD

My name is the bird.

 

APPLEJACK

It's Skittles now!

 

THE BIRD

Well maybe you'd like to taste the rainbow, when I punch your face.

 

APPLEJACK

Bring it Gumdrop!

 

TWILIGHT

Okay. Wow. Let's just chill.

 

Cut To:

INT. CASTLE - DAY

 

Shows and establishing shot of Celestia's castle, with eerie music.

 

CELESTIA

Uh. Your looking better. The color has come back to you.

 

LUNA

Ya. Well, i'm not on the moon anymore.

 

CELESTIA

Ah yes... Of course. Yes.

 

Pause.

 

CELESTIA

I've got to send some invitations out today.

 

LUNA

What for?

 

CELESTIA

For the Grand Galloping Gala!

 

LUNA

Oh. That's kinda a ways off isn't it?

 

CELESTIA

Uh... Couple Months.

 

LUNA

It's been a long time since I attended the Grand Galloping Gala.

 

CELESTIA

Whoa. Luna. What the heck?

 

LUNA

What!?

 

CELESTIA

You’re saying it all wrong.

 

LUNA

Saying what all wrong.

 

CELESTIA

The Grand Galloping Gala! You have to say it with an umph.

 

LUNA

An Umph?

 

CELESTIA

An UMPH!

 

CELESTIA

You have to MEAN it.

 

LUNA

Okay.

 

CELESTIA

Dow... Hang on. I have to send an invitation to Twilight real quick. Hang on.

 

Cut To:

EXT. APPLE ORCHARD - DAY

 

Twilight, Spike and Applejack are still in the orchard.

 

TWILIGHT

Okay goodbye.

 

THE BIRD

Goodbye.

 

TWILIGHT AND APPLEJACk

Goodbye.

Goodbye?

 

THE BIRD

Goodbye.

 

TWILIGHT

Goodbye!

 

THE BIRD

(Quieter)

Goodbye.

TWILIGHT

God!

 

The Bird flies away.

 

TWILIGHT

Is she gone? Okay, she's gone. Okay good.

 

APPLEJACK

Finally.

 

TWILIGHT

Where'd she get the sass?

 

APPLEJACK

I don't know, but Sally was lucky you were here to hold me back. I would have pulverized her.

 

TWILIGHT

Sally?

 

Spike coughs up a letter.

 

SPIKE

Oh god. Uh...

 

TWILIGHT

The hell is that?

 

SPIKE

Oh my god. I through up a letter? I don't even remember eating that. It says, Dear Twilight, this is Princess Celestia speaking. I cordially invite you to this years Grand Galloping Gala! Attached are two tickets.

 

TWILIGHT and APPLEJACK

The Grand Galloping Gala!

The Grand Galloping Gala!

 

SPIKE

The hell. Why did she send the letter like that? That felt awful.

 

TWILIGHT

Well Spike that's actually a power Dragons have.

 

SPIKE

What? Since when?

 

TWILIGHT

Since, always.

 

SPIKE

That's stupid! How does that even work!?

 

TWILIGHT

Magic.

 

SPIKE

What?

 

TWILIGHT

Look at the bright side. You have an invitation to go to the Grand Galloping Gala.

 

SPIKE

No way am I going to a dance hosted by Celestia.

 

TWILIGHT

Oh. Okay... I'm sorry that she was thoughtful enough to invite you! Applejack. Would you like to go to the Grand Galloping Gala with me?

 

APPLEJACK

Really?

 

TWILIGHT

Ya. What are friends for?

 

APPLEJACK

Gee, I don't know. I gotta a lot of Mangos to harvest this season. Can you give me time to consider?

 

TWILIGHT

Sure.

 

Cut To:

INT. CASTLE - DAY

 

Shows and establishing shot of Celestia's castle, with eerie music.

 

CELESTIA

Okay, now say it with me okay. Grand!

 

LUNA

Grand!

 

CELESTIA

Gra no. Grand. Grand!

 

LUNA

Grand!

 

CELESTIA

No, start on a high note.

 

LUNA

That’s what i’m doing!

 

CELESTIA

No your not doing it right! No, shut up! Say Grand. Graaaand! Not Grand.

 

CELESTIA and LUNA

Grand!

Grand!

 

Cut To:

EXT. Cafe - Day

 

Twilight and Spike are sitting at a table. They are about to order food.

 

SPIKE

Hey Twilight.

TWILIGHT

What?

 

SPIKE

Since you’re such a big fan of Celestia. I'd like to ask you a question.

 

TWILIGHT

I'm not a fan... What's your question?

 

SPIKE

Does Celestia really raise and lower the sun?

 

TWILIGHT

Of course she does.

 

SPIKE

Really? What if the sun just went up and down all by itself.

 

TWILIGHT

That's crazy.

 

SPIKE

Is it? I mean she has to do that every day right. You'd think she'd slip up once and a while. But no. The sun just keeps rising and setting without any flaw.

 

TWILIGHT

Well she's that good.

 

SPIKE

No way.

 

TWILIGHT

Yes way.

 

It begins to rain.

 

TWILIGHT

What the heck?

 

THE BIRD

Twilight. Twilight. Princess of the Britons.

 

Pause.

 

THE BIRD

Do you get it Twilight? I'm that one guy, from the.

 

TWILIGHT

Yes. I get it…

 

Pause.

 

TWILIGHT

Do you want anything?

 

THE BIRD

Oh yes. I came to tell you, that I know you got that extra ticket for the Grand Galloping Gala, and I told the entire town about it, and now they all want it…

 

Pause.

 

TWILIGHT

Why would you do that?

 

THE BIRD

Well I was happy for your good fortune, and I wanted to tell everypony about it.

 

TWILIGHT

(Very quiet stutter)

Ah.

 

THE BIRD

I have to go now... Goodbye.

 

The Bird closes up the raincloud.

 

Cut To:

INt. Castle - Day

 

Shows and establishing shot of Celestia's castle, with eerie music.

 

LUNA

I don't see why this matters.

 

CELESTIA

Oh it matters!

 

LUNA

(Sigh)

Okay.

 

CELESTIA

To be a good Princess, one must be able to awe the masses with their speeches.

 

Pause.

 

CELESTIA

So that they will worship you.

 

LUNA

Ye... Ya.

 

CELESTIA

And they'll want to do your bidding.

 

LUNA

I don't think that's why ponies worship you. I think they're kinda scared of you.

CELESTIA

Oh, what are you talking about. Ponies DREAM of worshiping me!

 

Pause.

 

LUNA

This is stupid.

 

CELESTIA

Your stupid!

 

Cut To:

Int. Library - Day

 

Twilight walks into her house to find FLUTTERSHY cleaning it.

 

FLUTTERSHY

Laaaaa. La. Laaaaa!

 

TWILIGHT

Fluttershy.

 

FLUTTERSHY

Ehah!

 

TWILIGHT

You broke into my house... Again.

 

FLUTTERSHY

Uh! I'm, so sorry Twilight. You see I. Oh my god, it's that rabbit.

Angel appears. She is making a salad.

 

FLUTTERSHY

Oh man... It's been following me all day man...

 

TWILIGHT

Fluttershy.

 

FLUTTERSHY

Oh my god… What is it doing? What is it Doing!?

TWILIGHT

Fluttershy.

 

FLUTTERSHY

Rabbits are not supposed to do that!

 

TWILIGHT

Fluttershy!

 

FLUTTERSHY

What!?

 

TWILIGHT

Get out of my house!

 

Pinkie drags Twilight out.

 

Cut To:

Ext. Outside the Library

 

Twilight is surrounded by a bunch of Ponies.

 

PINKIE PIE

Hey look everypony! She's the one the Bird said had the extra ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala!

 

RANDOM PONYS

The Grand Galloping Gala!

 

RANDOM PONY 1

Would you like me to do your gardening?

 

RANDOM PONY 2

I found some carrots just lying on sidewalk you know... Do you want them.

 

RANDOM PONY 3

I can introduce you to Kevin Bacon.

 

RANDOM PONY 4

I'll do your dishes!

 

TWILIGHT

Run!

 

Twilights goes through a running montage. The footage stops and the editor apologises for his spelling errors.

 

Then she is cornered.

PONY

It’s so sparkly!

 

She teleports.

 

PONIES

Oh my god she blew up!

She was so young!

Where'd she go?

This happened one time when I was with Sharline.

 

Cut To:

Int. Library - Night

 

Twilight and Spike appear inside of the Library.

 

TWILIGHT

Quick! Lock the doors!

 

Twilight makes it back to her house. She turns on the light and the main 6 are there.

 

TWILIGHT

Ah! God! Dam it! Why do you all keep breaking into my house?

 

THE BIRD

Whoa.

 

PINKIE PIE

Well it is a public Library.

 

TWILIGHT

Gack.... Not on the weekends it's not! We're closed on the weekends.

 

Pause.

 

PINKIE PIE

But it's a Tuesday.

 

TWILIGHT

Gack... What do you want from me?

 

RARITY

Um. You haven't decided who your going to give the extra ticket to. Twilight. You need to do that.

 

TWILIGHT

Oh. The ticket. Okay... Spike... Take a letter.

 

Spike pulls out parchment.

 

TWILIGHT

Dear Princess Celestia, I am most grateful for your invitation to the Grand Galloping Gala. However, do to not being able to decide which of my friends I should give my extra ticket to, I will be returning both tickets.

 

ALL EXCEPT TWILIGHT

What?

 

TWILIGHT

Quick! Spike! Send it!

 

SPIKE

How?

 

TWILIGHT

Blow fire on it!

 

Spike sends it.

 

TWILIGHT

There. Now no pony gets the ticket.

 

APPLEJACK

Why, you... darn nibblet!

 

TWILIGHT

It's too late! They're gone! I've had enough crazy for today.

 

APPLEJACK

But you won't be able to go to the Gala either.

TWILIGHT

Ya, I know. And as much as I hate to say it. It's not really fair if I go and you guys don't.

 

RARITY

Wow. That's really generous of you Twilight.

 

Zoom in on Rarity.

 

PINKIE

I say we all have a group hug!

 

ALL ACCEPT TWILIGHT

Yay.

 

TWILIGHT

Oh hi... okay... stop.

 

Spike begins to cough up another letter.

 

APPLEJACK

Well wallop my withers, Spike. Isn't that just like a boy. Can't handle the least bit of sentiment.

 

PINKIE

Oh ho! The irony!

 

Spike coughs out the letter.

 

TWILIGHT

A letter? From Princess Celestia? What does it say.

 

SPIKE

Gla. I'm never going to get used to that. Dear Twilight, the other 5 elements of Harmony were invited too. I just haven't gotten around to sending the invitations yet cause Luna's an idiot. So, sorry for the delay. Here are 6 tickets.

TWILIGHT

Oh. So we all get to go… Yay.

 

ALL ACCEPT TWILIGHT

Yay!

 

SPIKE

And here's a ticket for your roommate, Spike, as well... Ah fu.

 

Cut To:

The End