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"Every pony down in ponyville liked `fun things` a lot,

But DMS, who lived just north of ponyville, did not.

DMS hated `fun things` — the whole `fun things` season.

Oh, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason.

It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.

It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that his heart was two sizes too small."

In addition to being two sizes too small, it also was backwards. :P