Po-Ni-Oh: The Abridged Series

Po-Ni-Oh: The Abridged Series is a fanfic by TrialmanAKASoma Cruz. It is a rewriting of Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series, using the My Little Pony characters. The story features a mix of elements from the two source materials, and many mythology gags and referrences to the fandom.

Summary
The story begins with a ponfication of the first episode of Season 0 Abridged. Twilight Sparkle is in a classroom playing by herself and retorting to a student who asks her to come and play sports. Twilight then decides to work on a puzzle that can grant a wish, when Pinkie Pie takes the box and comments on how dumb the idea of the puzzle is. Derpy Hooves appears and begins to explain she has an important role. Shortly, Rainbow Dash comes into the classroom and tells Pinkie and Derpy that it's bad to mess with Twilight's emotions, as it could damage her. After this, Rainbow tells Twilight her feelings, and that she means as a friend. Twilight and Rainbow then discuss the puzzle. Pinkie and Derpy throw a piece of the puzzle that they stole out a window, as a voice talks from within the piece. Later, Twilight meets Gilda, who wants to be her bodyguard, but Twilight doesn't respond as she's distracted by the size of Gilda's tail. Twilight then goes to the game shop she lives in with Applejack and Granny Smith, where she meets Rainbow again, and Applejack comments on Rainbow's sunglasses. The next day, Twilight finds Gilda has beaten Gilda and Pinkie, upon which Twilight and Gilda agree to skip ahead. Twilight then completes the puzzle and transforms into her crazy self from Lesson Zero, and then plays a game of 'First One To Die Loses' with Gilda, which Gilda loses, before getting eaten by gaint, griffon-eating worms. Pinkie and Twilight become friends.

After this, the story moves into the main Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged territorory. Twilight and Pinkie play a game of Duel Monsters, and the former drops a remark about Granny Smith's super-rare card, which Trixie overhears, assuming it's the Blue-Eyes White Spike, so she decides to check it out, as she's taking Seto Kaiba's role. At the Game Shop, Applejack shows Twilight's friends the Blue-Eyes White Spike, upon which Trixie tries to take the card, but is kicked out. Later, Trixie kidnaps Applejack to lure Twilight into a duel. Trixie tears up the Blue-Eyes, and then Twilight takes Applejack's deck and tranforms into her crazy self to duel Trixie. Trixie is defeated by Twilight using The Elements Of Harmony card, before Twilight uses a Mind Crush. On a far-away island, a pegasus named Pegasus is informed that Trixie was defeated by Twilight.

The next episode has Pinkie wish to be better, so she gets training from Granny Smith, and Twilight steals her deck by claiming it's worthless, when it's really better. Later, the mane characters and Applejack watch a tournament match between Snips and Snails, where Snails wins and Pegasus presents him a prize. Twilight then gets a cursed videotape from Pegasus, where Pegasus explains she based the card game on an ancient civilization who used real monsters, and Granny Smith's soul is kidnapped to lure Twilight into the Duelist Kingdom tournament.

The next episode has Pinkie get a videotape message from Vinyl Scratch, who is her sister in this story, where Vinyl explains she's going blind. Twilight and Pinkie remember the time the latter stole the former's puzzle. That night, Twilight, Pinkie, Rainbow and Derpy get onto the ship to Duelist Kingdom. Pinkie and Twilight then meet Rarity, and Pinkie begins to lust over her glasses. Meanwhile, Rainbow and Derpy find out Luna, one of their classmates is onboard, but ignore her. Snails throws The Elements Of Harmony cards off the ship, and Snips is kicked out of his stateroom after losing to Rarity.

In the next episode, they arrive at Duelist Kingdom, where Pegasus explains that each player must gain 10 Star Chips by betting them on duels to get to the finals. Luna is spotted and appears to be planning something. The mane characvters track down Snails, and Twilight transforms before duelling him, winning by cheating with the card Deus Ex Machina.

The next episode begins with Twilight's transformed self advertising a cereal based on the series. It;'s explained the episode is the first one centred on Pinkie. In a flashback, Pinkie explains that she doesn't know how Vinyl was born a unicorn when both parents are earth ponies. Pinkie duels Rarity, in the duel, Rarity claims to have ESP, since she sprayed her cards with perfume so she knows what she'll draw. Twilight transforms and explains that Rarity's weakness is that 4Foals censored her cards. Pinkie then uses this to win.

The next episode begins with the mane cast having fish with Pipsqueak. When the mane cast leave, Pipsqueak throws a harpoon to get their attention, and their response is to leave him, calling him a freaky fish colt. Pipsqueak follows up by attempting to converse with the ocean. Afterwards, it is revealed Scootaloo was kidnapped by Pegasus, as she tries to escape. Next, the mane cast find Spike removing a player from the tournament as he didn't have any star chips. It's revealed Scootaloo stole the star chips so she could pass as a competitor. Twilight prepares to duel Scootaloo, but Scootaloo flashbacks to Trixie going into hiding after being wrote out of the show, and an evil group, along with Pegasus planning to take over Trixie's company. Scootaloo atrempts to steal Twilight's star chips, but agrees to give them back as long as Trixie is brought back. Trixie is then shown creating an illusion spell to defeat Twilight, upon which two dragons attempt to kill her with invisible guns, but Trixie escapes by jumping out the window, then her deck is stolen. At Duelist Kingdom, a dragon takes Scootaloo, and tells the mane cast to meet him at a Duelling Field. At the field, Spike has taken charge of Scootaloo, and Trixie's ghost challenges Twilight.

The next episode has Twilight begins to duel the ghost, who attempts to prove she is a ghost. However, we see the real Trixie who is still alive, and she goes into the Trixiecave, where she plans to use her inappropriately voiced computer system to hack into Pegasus' computers, and then uses it to help Twilight win. The alleged ghost is revealed to be a gay clown who is then killed. In the passed time, Scootaloo is gone.

The next episode opens in the evening, where Derpy has a different voice, shocking everypony. Rarity then has Pinkie challenge Snips, and Pinkie scares away Derpy. Twilight follows and convinces Derpy to come back. Pinkie defeats Snips, and then Rarity is pulled away by an unknown assailant. That night, Luna appears to the mane cast, and they agree to a duel. Luna then becomes Nightmare Moon, who then tries to take Twilight's puzzle, trggering a transformation. They then preoare to duel.

The next episode has Nightmare Moon reveal her plan to take the Millenium Items and create an everlasting night with them. Twilight's crazy self then summons a card which has Derpy's soul in it, before it's destroyed. Next, Twilight summons a card with Pinkie's soul, then one with the normal Twilight's soul, then Derpy's original voice is brought back, followed by summoning a card with Rainbow's soul. Pinkie then sacrifices herself to kill Nightmare Moon's Pony-Eating Bug. Nightmare reveals another part of her plan, which is to take over the show and have it about her and Discord. Through a glitch, Rainbow's special ability is used so the crazy Twilight can bring back Pinkie. Nightmare Moon then attempts to use a card to turn normal Twilight into a villain, but Luna's soul stops it from working, and then it's swapped with Nightmare Moon's soul, which is then destroyed. Luna joins the mane cast who then go to save Rarity, as they hear her call out for help.

In the next episode, Rarity loses to Iron Will, but manages to confuse the mane cast, so she uses a memory spell to make them forget, which also makes Iron Will forget what happened in the duel, so she takes enough star chips to reach 10. Iron Will shortly remembers, and decides to duel Twilight, as there is a vast reward to the one who eliminates her. Iron Will plays a card that makes it impossible to see his side of the field, but Twilight shatters the floatation ring by launching her Spike Champion at it using the Catapult Turtle. She then kills Iron Will.

The next episode, and currently the latest one, has Trixie use the temporary wing spell on herself to fly to Duelist Kingdom, where she remembers her first lost, but in the flashback, she remembers having a rainbow mane. Luna then reveals she has a magic detector, which is pointing to Pegasus' castle. Inside, Pegasus is getting styled by Aloe and Lotus Blossom, where they talk about Pegasus' butler, The Doctor. Luna is then reminded of how themagic detector pointed to Twilight's puzzle when she first came into their class. Trixie arrives, and Twilight gives Trixie her deck back, wanting to be friends. Trixie rejects and shows her prototype for the Duel Disk System, duelling Pinkie with it. Trixie wins easily, and then flashes back to when she watched Pegasus duel the inter-continential champion, who is Applejack, except she seemed very tired, and claiming she couldn't lose since she's from Equestria. Pegasus calls in Sweetie Belle, and gives her instructions to beat Applejack, which works.

Twilight Sparkle
In this story, she replaces Yugi. Twilight Sparkle posseses the Millenium Puzzle, which allows her to transform into her crazy self from Lesson Zero. Twilight generally becomes her other self to win duels

Rainbow Dash
In this story, she replaces Tea. Rainbow is generally on the sidelines, with a wish to be in a romantic relationship with Twilight.

Pinkie Pie
In this story, she replaces Joey. Pinkie is shown to wish to be a better duelist, and has a crush on Rarity, brought about by her glasses.

Derpy Hooves
In this story, she replaces Tristan. Derpy is generally a comic relief character, being the butt of jokes. FOr a short time, Derpy's voice changed, but her old voice was ressurected.

Trixie
In this story, she replaces Kaiba. Trixie is Twilight's rival, and wants to defeat her. Despite her coldness, she shows a soft spot for Scootaloo.

Scootaloo
In this story, she replaces Mokuba. Scootaloo hasn't appeared much, but when she does, she is generally defending Trixie. Scootaloo is kidnapped a lot.

Luna
Replaces Bakura. Luna has had little time, but is usually pushed aside by other characters, since she's an alicorn. She is possesed by Nightmare Moon, who wishes to take over the story and create an everlasting night.

Pegasus
Replaces Pegasus. Pegasus is the villain who took Granny Smith' soul and set up the Duelist Kingdom tournament. It is said her coat is tan.