Salted Pingas

My name is Salted Pingas and I salt mah Pingas. That is all...

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Fine, here's mah paragraph. I joined the fandom after a friend showed me Cupcakes, which is a great fic so shut your face. I use fimfiction.net exclusively, it's easy to use, and blahderp, yes. My writing style is my own (meaning it's sexy). I have no common themes, so shut your face. I like the CMC, they are cool and they gave me Diabeetus (which Almighty Talos cured). Nopony I created got freaking popular, so shut your face.

Spotlight
I'm tired so I'll be quick. Shat happens, the end. Fine, it's a rip-off of the 'If you give a/an [animal ex:moose] a [food item ex: muffin]' series written by some human being. In it, an unnamed human and pony get into a buttload of trouble after the human decides to Give a Pony a Pretzel. Pinkie Pie is usually at the center of the shat hitting the fans and Salted Pingas narrates. It is the first in a series of fics called the Salted Pingas One-Shots, a series of self-inserting one-shot stories that Pingas is panning on writing. It was rather well recieved on fimfiction.net.

Other stories
Here's a bit about my other stories.
 * My Little Griffon: The Red Paw Original title is the main reason that darn story has so many dislikes. I guess people didn't like the title: My Little Griffon: Black Ops or Spec Ops as it was later called. In it, Gilda and her partner Clive work for the Griffon Empires to do bad things. Like try to help take over Equestria. Finished, sequel on the way.
 * Spiritus Malum I like Latin. In this, a Spirit of Evil does bad shat, namely taking over Equestria after being trapped in a sphere by the Princesses for five thousand years. Currently on a lengthy hiatus, don't know when I'll finish it.
 * My Leetle Pony: Sandvich is Delicious A comedy about Heavy's Sandvich taking a trip to Equestria. Chaos ensues. Technically finished, but I will one day add in a part two to the story.
 * Harbingers: Equestria My first human in Equestria fic and a collab between me and Warren Peace. A team of Black Ops forces are accidentally transported to Equestria en route to a critical mission on earth. They wind up in the middle of a war between the Changelings and Ponies. Unfinished, working on it.